My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

[Northstander]

 

[Race]

when you get to a certain age..........





anyway, you telling me you have never been to a Chippendale or Adonis gig ( or whatever they are called)....the Mrs went to a Chippendale one many years ago and cam,e away most dissapointed that you couldn't see any bits

I've been invited out on Friday to see something similar, I've said no cos it really aint my thing! You're forgetting I get to see an athletes body every day why would I want to look elsewhere?!!!!

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I've been invited out on Friday to see something similar, I've said no cos it really aint my thing! You're forgetting I get to see an athletes body every day why would I want to look elsewhere?!!!!

What you do when Guys left the house is your own business.

 

[Easy 10]

I've been invited out on Friday to see something similar, I've said no cos it really aint my thing! You're forgetting I get to see an athletes body every day why would I want to look elsewhere?!!!!

Not everyone can afford a firmly toned young BUCK to do our gardening though Race.

 

[Race]

What you do when Guys left the house is your own business.

 

[Knightsworld]

Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

You mean a fully interactive audience experience ? That would be WICKERD.

That includes Sox as well

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

That includes Sox as well

I've always wanted to get my hands on that slobbering BITCH

 

[Dave the OAP]

Mind you I do seem to be the only one out of my mates who can't see the point in lapdance clubs.

Yup!!!!


We went to Nottingham with work a year ago and went to one of them...I lasted about 10 minutes in there as I thought it was seedy and horrible ( no matter that the ladies were very nice) It just wasnt my scene at all.

 

[Easy 10]

I lasted about 10 minutes

To be fair, thats not bad going.

 

[Dave the OAP]

To be fair, thats not bad going.

That included queuing for a drink at £9 a pint for 8.59 minutes

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Mind you I do seem to be the only one out of my mates who can't see the point in lapdance clubs.

same


cost a lot of money, don't get that much out of it

you might aswell find a slag in a club, take her home and make her strip for you

much cheaper

 

[Knightsworld]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

I've always wanted to get my hands on that slobbering BITCH

It must be the pink collar that does it for you then?

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

It must be the pink collar that does it for you then?

Either that or the SIX nipples

 

[Knightsworld]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My local is having a STRIPPERS night...

Either that or the SIX nipples

I'll give you that one, they are maHOOsive.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Mind you I do seem to be the only one out of my mates who can't see the point in lapdance clubs.

I've used to go loads about 10 years ago and, whilst I suffered nasty trouser adjustment damage throughout, the inability to actually do something about it kind-of ruins the point really (unless you act really CLASSY like, and go and bang one out in the bogs).

Someone once described it as paying to have some of the best meals you could ever experience wafted right under your nose but you'd be committing a terrible taboo by actually having a taste. Still, not much harm done really.

 

[Les Biehn]

I've used to go loads about 10 years ago and, whilst I suffered nasty trouser adjustment damage throughout, the inability to actually do something about it kind-of ruins the point really (unless you act really CLASSY like, and go and bang one out in the bogs).

Someone once described it as paying to have some of the best meals you could ever experience wafted right under your nose but you'd be committing a terrible taboo by actually having a taste. Still, not much harm done really.

That is exactly it. As Tommy Boy says you might as well just go down the Event, get pissed on for the same money and get full sex off of some roper in there.

 

[NMH]

You men are sooooo easily pleased, bless ya!

True, we men are so base in nature - a naked woman with a hot body gyrating in front of us and we get all hot and bothered.

If ONLY we were complex enough to require that women had money, flash cars, the right drugs, confidence or personality..... and you girls would be in TROUBLE! :thud:

 

[NMH]

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[Les Biehn]

True, we men are so base in nature - a naked woman with a hot body gyrating in front of us and we get all hot and bothered.

If ONLY we were complex enough to require that women had money, flash cars, the right drugs, confidence or personality..... and you lot would be in a lot of TROUBLE! :thud:

Yeah coz loads of birds never marry men because they are rich. Just look at Wayne Rooney, Collen is clearly with him for his intellect.

 

[Easy 10]

Someone once described it as paying to have some of the best meals you could ever experience wafted right under your nose but you'd be committing a terrible taboo by actually having a taste.

I'm not that fussed about tuna though, to be honest.