eastlondonseagull
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A cunning planI think we need a two pronged plan to get the authorities to sort out Mugabe.
1. Shell (or similar) start drilling in SA, somewhere near the boarder, and announce that they believe they have found readings which suggest there could be large reserves of untapped oil over the boarder in Zimbabwe and make an official request to start drilling.
2. We, the people, Joe Public, start spreading a rumour that the reason the US/UK military failed to find any WMD's in Iraq was because Saddam had them moved at the last minute to his secret bunker on the outskirts of Harare.
I tell ya, the troops will be in there faster than an Uncle S surefire tip can tail off at the back of the field. Bobby Mugabe will be swinging from the rafters, in time to be cut down with the Christmas decs.
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