Most unfunny shite on TV ?

[Easy 10]

Without a doubt for me, "Uncut ! Kirstys Home Videos".

I don't mind the usual home video stuff. You've Been Framed can be mildly amusing sometimes, I particularly enjoy watching people fall off bicycles at high speed, specially if it looks painful.

But this "Uncut" crap is just endless reels of sad, flabby, middle-aged exhibitionists letting it all hang out in the open air as if they are in some way interesting or, god help us, "eccentric".
Oh look - a naked man mowing the lawn ! HA HA HAAAAA.
My god - a naked woman playing table-tennis ! Oh my sides.
Good lord - there's a man skiiing, and hang on, HE'S GOT NO CLOTHES ON !

Cue gales of canned laughter as they play these sad, pathetic clips in the name of "entertainment". It insults the intelligence, and I've HAD ENOUGH.

 

[JEM]

1. Shooting Stars
2. The Fast Show
3. V Graham Norton
4. Will And Grace
5. My Family

 

[marvin]

The Orifice.

 

[coach03]

Almost Live with that deadbeat Patrick Kielty. Drives me up the wall !!

 

[Sam]

V graham norton, he needs to the:safeway

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Phill Jupitus and Bill Bailey on Buzzcocks

Scrubs

Vic and Bob

EastEnders whenever they try to be funny

Six Feet Under

Gimme Gimme Gimme

That pint of lager and a packet of crisps thing

 

[Braders]

my family, two pints of lager ! right shite= fast show,little britain , six feet under( i'm not sure thats supposed to be funny)

 

[CHAPPERS]

Absloutley f***ing fabulous. What a pile of shit, that show makes me sooo angry.

 

[Beeneys gloves]

Scrubs isnt that bad

Agree with Graham Norton though, I know lets find something amusing on the internet and laugh about it, jeez I can do that at work if I want too

 

[Legend]

Absloutley f***ing fabulous. What a pile of shit, that show makes me sooo angry.

Totally agree.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I think there's a pattern here: blokes hate Graham Norton and women don't mind him. Though I admit 5 nights a week is a bit much.

Don't like the Kumars at No 42 either.

 

[Simster]

"It'll be alright on the night" just gets funnier and funnier the more shows they put on.

 

[Mr Popkins]

Any American Comedy , they are all so shit!!

sex in the shitty
scrubs
will and grace
Ally mcbeal
Frasier


some used to be ok like friends, but the Yanks never know when to quit, and churn out series after series, chasing the Yankee Dollar!

Britain has the BEST comedies by far!
in the last 5 years we hve produced-

im alan partridge
The Royle Family
The League of Gentlemen
The office
Pheonix Nights

all far better than the wanky yanks!

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Des & Mel: not strictly a comedy but clearly meant to be a hilarious. Brainless bimbo laughing sycophantically at Des O'Connor's dated mother-in-law jokes in front of adoring audience of grannies.

Lily Savage

the fat thing on You've Been Framed

Robbie Williams in any programme he appears on.

 

[Benny Seagull]

that fat f*** on you've been framed fucks me right off. tubby bitch

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Fattist but true.

 

[Exiled in Exeter]

The Hero thing on BBC with the guy from Father Ted.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Des & Mel: not strictly a comedy but clearly meant to be a hilarious. Brainless bimbo laughing sycophantically at Des O'Connor's dated mother-in-law jokes in front of adoring audience of grannies.

Marvellous description.

I couldn't sleep a few weeks ago because of something i'd taken and it was on at 4 in the morning. I was in bed and complete unable to move. It came on the tele and i could't change the channel so had to sit through 45 minutes of exactly what you just described.

My vision of hell.

 

[Braders]

The Hero thing on BBC with the guy from Father Ted.

also on ukgold, the olds ones are funny but the new ones are sh*t

 

[Beach Hut]

Absolutely Fabulous - a trip to the dentist is funnier than this.

Why on earth do people flog series to death - it is not funny now.