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Most freak injury that has occured to you?



Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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while sitting here with ice on my ankle, it got me thinking, what is the freakest injury that can possibly happen. ive had some wierd ones in my time, such as diving full length and hitting my head on a goalpost, causing it to be 'glued' back together at a + e, and pulling my groin muscle while attempting to pull myself out of some sand i got stuck in on the banks of the river adur

however, today really did take the biscuit. lunchtime at college, cricket on the field and i am wicket keeper. somehow, i managed to fall down a hill by twisting my ankle. i heard a crack as well, but nothing appears to be broken although i am still in considerable pain. the fact that i did a lara croft style roll down the hill as well made it all the more amazing

so, what is the freakest injury that has occured to you?
 
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Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
Similarly, Wicket Keeping -, tripping over a bike and gashing my leg on the peddle. Hurt like hell.
Probably should have had stiches but i didn't have the guts!
 


Braders

Abi Fletchers Gimpboy
Jul 15, 2003
29,224
Brighton, United Kingdom
falling off a wall , damaging my WRIST :(

so much stick for that....
 


colinpants

IT CONSULTANT
Jan 24, 2005
788
I once got hit in the face with a tin of lobster bisque, which just goes to show you have to be really careful of shellfish. :lolol:
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
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luckily hardly anyone saw my ankle problem happen
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003
21,923
England
one weird fotoball training session a few years back and i had fouled the coach(didnt like him) causing him to miss 8 weeks of football. as he limped off with a swollen leg the son decided to foul me purposely when i had to ball. he ended up breaking his ankle doing so while i was fine.

now depsite in the previos 20 mins surviving a 15 stone man falling on me and wanting to kill me, then his son trying to kill me i was still ok.

then came the moment where i won a corner, to this day i dont know what went through my head but i decided to take a corner(set pieces are not my trademark) instead of being the tall lad in the box.

as i kicked the ball)rather well i may add) i followed through beckham esk and my hip of my right leg completely popped out! putting my right leg down i found this out and collapsed in a heap.

now with the italian blood in me and the reputation for diving and grolling about i had gained everyone thought i was making it up. but i had truely dislocated my hip by taking a corner :lolol:
 


bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
I've been quite lucky but earlier this year I broke my finger. The annoying things is that I have no idea how. Seeing as I havn't had a drink in months I'm a bit bemused. The annoying thing is that it's set bent so it may have to be rebroken and set again.
 


Jul 5, 2003
23,777
Polegate
Scotty M said:
luckily hardly anyone saw my ankle problem happen

Or rolling around in anguish, limping on the wrong leg, and letting it go for four byes.......:p
 
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itszamora

Go Jazz Go
Sep 21, 2003
7,282
London
Probably when I was about 18 months old and was on holiday in France. I was walking around bbut unfortunately walked in front of a large French man playing boules just as he was throwing his boule. it hit me on or around the left ear and threw me into the air apparently, and as a result I am deaf in my left ear.

I also fell down devil's dyke a few years ago, had loads of scratches and cuts all over my face and generally looked a right mess, but they'd all cleared up in a week.
 


Scotty Mac

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Jul 13, 2003
24,405
Withdean Wanderer said:
Or rolling around in anguish, limping on the wrong leg, and letting it go for four byes.......:p

:salute: just jealous of my 73 i hit

there was the time when i stupidly made a bet i could do 20 forward rolls in a row as well. unfortunately i cocked one up, rolled over on my shoulder and dislocated it. never did get that seen to either
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Stuck as garden fork through my big toe, and didn't realise until i tried to walk away and found my foot pinned to the ground.

Throbbed like fury on the way to A+E though:eek:
 




Tom Hark Preston Park

Will Post For Cash
Jul 6, 2003
72,350
Didn't happen to me personally, but we recently had an HGV crash straight through the window of the Indian Takeaway in Preston Drove. The driver was found lying in a korma.
 


ManxSeagull

NSC Creator
Jul 5, 2003
1,638
Isle of Man
Challenging for a header in a "Hospital Cup" game abour 4 years ago, got elbowed in face and fractured cheek bone in 4 places.

Only missed two days work, one for day of operation and one day after.
 


Bakesy

Farting for ENGLAND!!!
Feb 13, 2005
9,667
How would i know?I'm pissed.
Tom Hark said:
Didn't happen to me personally, but we recently had an HGV crash straight through the window of the Indian Takeaway in Preston Drove. The driver was found lying in a korma.
Don't tell me, the only reason the person sitting at the window table survived because they were vin der loo:shootself

Coat.........
 




bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
bakesy said:
Don't tell me, the only reason the person sitting at the window table survived because they were vin der loo:shootself

Coat.........

Yes but I bet there was some argie bargee afterwards
 


pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,037
West, West, West Sussex
Boiling hot garlic butter up the nose.

Bit into a mini chicken kiev and the afore mentioned stuff shot straight up my left nostril. Now that smarts I tell yer.
 


mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003
21,923
England
Tom Hark said:
Didn't happen to me personally, but we recently had an HGV crash straight through the window of the Indian Takeaway in Preston Drove. The driver was found lying in a korma.

maybe he was trying the brakes but they were balti?
 


bhaexpress

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Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
maybe he was trying the brakes but they were balti?

Sadly his parents weren't home so they had to call his Nan.
 




mejonaNO12 aka riskit

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Dec 4, 2003
21,923
England
bhaexpress said:
Sadly his parents weren't home so they had to call his Nan.

but apparently she didnt hear the phone because she was listening to her favorite song'

sagaloo loo loo push pineapple shake the tree'
 
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pasty

A different kind of pasty
Jul 5, 2003
31,037
West, West, West Sussex
mejonaNO12 aka riskit said:
but apparently she didnt hear the phone because she was listening to her favorite song'

sagaloo loo loo push pineapple shake the tree'

or was it Boy Georges' korma korma korma korma korma kormaleon
 


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