Most embarrassing first date stories

[wellquickwoody]

This is quality!

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296#

 

[Triggaaar]

We've all been there, right?

 

[Goldstone1976]

I was going to relate one of my horror first dates, but there's no point; I can't get anywhere near that.

"...we've already got the most difficult stuff out the way first"

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

I'm sorry, I have lived a rich and varied life but I can't even get close to beating that.

 

[Pavilionaire]

I don't know who is more shattered - the girl or the window.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I wonder if this put him off smashing her back door in, later? Probably not. Students.....

 

[W.C.]

Lovely stuff

 

[DavePage]

30th Feb , now that’s embarrassing

 

[jakarta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lCqBdCPY5k

 

[Taybha]

"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one. But we got on very very well and she's a lovely girl," he said.
"And we've already got the most difficult stuff out of the way first."

No shit !

 

[Wrong-Direction]

5 minutes into date

Girl - " So what are you doing tomorrow "

Me - " off to the Brighton game "

Girl - " oh me and my family support crystal palace "

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[SUA Seagull]

"We had a lovely night on the second date but it's too early to say if she's the one."

Will he be taking her out on a turd date?

It clearly wasn't a case of love at first sh*te!

 

[Norman Potting]

If, as I am sure we all hope, all goes well with this relationship I cannot imagine how the best man's speech will go Definitely a "WTF" story when I saw it on the BBC.

 

[FatSuperman]

A decent story, but I'm quite upset at the lack of hilarious stories from the NSC faithful. There must be some classics out there?! I'll check back later

 

[pearl]

5 minutes into date

Girl - " So what are you doing tomorrow "

Me - " off to the Brighton game "

Girl - " oh me and my family support crystal palace "

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[Triggaaar]

A decent story, but I'm quite upset at the lack of hilarious stories from the NSC faithful. There must be some classics out there?!

I imagine a few saw the thread title and thought 'This is mine', but after reading the link realised they were well out of their league.

 

[FatSuperman]

I imagine a few saw the thread title and thought 'This is mine', but after reading the link realised they were well out of their league.

A bit of pooh-flinging though? That's just a run-of-the-mill Wednesday lunchtime for some of the NSC denizens, surely?

 

[Triggaaar]

A bit of pooh-flinging though? That's just a run-of-the-mill Wednesday lunchtime for some of the NSC denizens, surely?

And it getting stuck between the windows, and then climbing in to get it and getting stuck? I confess I've had a very sheltered life.

 

[LlcoolJ]

How embarrassing. They went to Nando's.

 

[blue'n'white]

Can't understand why he had to pay for the window - did he not have turd party insurance ?