[Misc] Misheard song lyrics

[albionfan37]

Really ?

When I was a youngen I heard bread

 

[Norman Potting]

Joe Cocker and someone else ".........the lift is up where we belong........."

 

[Grombleton]

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

All i hear is 'grim poodle basher'

 

[Goldstone1976]

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

All i hear is 'grim poodle basher'

 

[AmexRuislip]

My partner still thinks it’s “like a virgin, touched for the thirty-first time”. Genius. It’s too funny to correct her...

Yours?

Is this a post mod era type thread, whilst slumming it with the lower class oiks


Elton John's "Tiny Dancer."

"Hold me closer, Tony Danza,"





PS: my smilies are still not smiling

 

[larus]

UB40 Food For Thought

I always heard "I'm a prima donna" and not "Ivory Madonna"

 

[NooBHA]

For about 4 or 5 weeks I thought she was singing ''Beneath the Knee''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahGxiSV_LH0

 

[Priest with gold Amex]

Diana Ross Chain Reaction - " Tell Eddie Waring there is no salvation"

 

[jasetheace]

Diana Ross Chain Reaction - " Tell Eddie Waring there is no salvation"

The classic. But not even sure we have misheard this one. Visions of Diana and Eddie getting it on! Makes you shiver....

 

[Goring-by-Seagull]

I always thought Michael Jackson was singing "Eddie are you ok"

 

[marcos3263]

UB40 Food For Thought

I always heard "I'm a prima donna" and not "Ivory Madonna"

So did I and even though I now know the true lyrics I will still sing Prima donna

 

[JamesAndTheGiantHead]

That REM song about Cheryl Baker always confused me.

I still don't know what they're on about.

 

[Saltydog]

Thought (Cameo) “word up” was “murder” ... oh and young salty though “i’m every woman” was “slime every woman” ...... now there’s an image

 

[Lush]

"My lover's got no money, he's got a tangerine"

Freed from Desire - Gala

 

[Mr Bridger]

UB40 Food For Thought

I always heard "I'm a prima donna" and not "Ivory Madonna"

Another UB40 Classic ‘One in Ten’

“I have a one inch head, a number on the leist”

 

[Saladpack Seagull]

Thought (Cameo) “word up” was “murder” ... oh and young salty though “i’m every woman” was “slime every woman” ...... now there’s an image

I genuinely thought it was "Climb every woman".

 

[madinthehead]

Destiny's Child - Independent Women
The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett
The clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett
The rock I'm rockin', Alf Garnett
etc..

 

[Icy Gull]

One ton of melons, oh he got one ton of melons

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jm1anurhbeg

 

[Chickenlittle]

Destiny's Child - Independent Women
The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett
The clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett
The rock I'm rockin', Alf Garnett
etc..

That’s really made me chuckle
I’ll never hear it any other way now

 

[Icy Gull]

So Lonely by The Police sounds like Sue Lawley