[Misc] Misheard song lyrics

[withdeanwombat]

The wizard of oz, the wizard of oz.....ah ah ah honey
The wizard of oz, the wizard of oz’s the one for me.

From Grease, I think.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

beeelezebub has a devil for a sideboard mee...for meeee.

My other half still think Whitney is singing... "But that's just an open top seat" in saving all my love (for you)

Silly bint.

 

[Badger]

Cornershop - Brimful of Asha

All i hear is 'grim poodle basher'

This. Every time.

A couple I misheard as a kid:

Jamiroquai - "Got CANDY in my heels tonight"

Bob Marley - "We're GERMAN"

 

[Bwian]

An oldie:

If Billy Bonds should ever write my life story

Gladys Knight-Best Thing That Ever Hapned To Me.

 

[Badger]

 

[kjgood]

Donna Summer - I feel love = knock me around listen to it

Celine Dion - Titanic - and the heart does go on = and the hot dogs go on

 

[jakarta]

The classic. But not even sure we have misheard this one. Visions of Diana and Eddie getting it on! Makes you shiver....

Well after that Up and Under they are both going for an Early Bath....

 

[BlueWhite]

My stepson used to sing the Dire Straits' lyric, "money for nothing and your chips for free".

 

[Lady Whistledown]

I'm not talking 'bout the linen
And I don't want to change your life
But there's a warm wind blowing the stars around
And I'd really love to see you toniiiiiight.


England Dan & John Ford Coley (apparently)

 

[Blues Rock DJ]

While My Guitar Gently Sleeps !!

 

[rool]

Destiny's Child - Independent Women
The shoes on my feet, Alf Garnett
The clothes I'm wearing, Alf Garnett
The rock I'm rockin', Alf Garnett
etc..

I farted also works

 

[The GIF dude]

There's a couple in Blinded by the light - Manfred Mann..

 

[We're the Stripes]

Beach Boys - "and she'll have fun fun fun 'til her daddy takes her tuba awaaay"

Literally only just checked to find out what it was as I knew couldn't've actually been tuba.

 

[Gabbafella]

Paul Simon -You can call me Al.
'and by the way, my Welly blew up'.

 

[pasty]

Ken Lee

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