Midwife

[Marc]

Thinking about this for some ungodly reason, now does the PC Brigade (help me out here NSC) call them differently if its a Bloke Midwife? is there already a new name like "MidPerson" or "MidHusband" for a bloke or something?
help my bored mind!

 

[REDLAND]

poof

 

[tedebear]

I met a male midwife once before and he called himself a midwife - remember thinking secretly.....he must be gay.....but the immediatly thinking what a horrible thing to think.....confused the hell out of my little brain...

 

[Dave the OAP]

I said in a meeting last week...." look lets get down to the nitty gritty of this...."

I was asked to have a meeting with an HR person who said that one of the people in the meeting had complained that I had said a racist comment. Suffice it to say I went ballistic.

It appears that "nittyy gritty" was what the slave ship captains called the black slave women on the ships, as they were in the hold, they were full of nits and all dirty, therefore gritty

I ask you...how the f*** was I supposed to know that?

 

[Marshy]

there all midwifes as far as im aware regardless of sex.

 

[Marc]

I ask you...how the f*** was I supposed to know that?

I thought you knew EVERYTHING Dave?

 

[Marc]

there all midwifes as far as im aware regardless of sex.

surely thats wrong in todays f***ed up PC Brigade world though...cos women who mary are wives or called "The Wife"....no?

 

[Marshy]

surely thats wrong in todays f***ed up PC Brigade world though...cos women who mary are wives or called "The Wife"....no?

Have just mailed the head midwife here at the hospital for confirmation !

 

[Dave the OAP]

"...women who mary"

Women who mary what?

Is mary, the mother of our lord now a verb?

 

[Marshy]

Have just mailed the head midwife here at the hospital for confirmation !

Just had confirmation.....they are all midwifes regardless of sex as i thought.

 

[Trufflehound]

Thinking about this for some ungodly reason, now does the PC Brigade (help me out here NSC) call them differently if its a Bloke Midwife? is there already a new name like "MidPerson" or "MidHusband" for a bloke or something?
help my bored mind!

Are you going through your mid-wife crisis?
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The coat's on it's way...

 

[Easy 10]

Is this what is known as a "midwife crisis" ?

 

[Easy 10]

DAMN YOU TRUFFLEHOUND

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL !

 

[Marc]

mary, marry same thing <cough>

good one Truffle

Marshy, thanks mate, dont know why I felt the need to know it but I feel piece of mind now that I do




Easy your slowler than a slowworm moving through treacle!

 

[Trufflehound]

DAMN YOU TRUFFLEHOUND

DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL !

 

[Hungry Joe]

I said in a meeting last week...." look lets get down to the nitty gritty of this...."

I was asked to have a meeting with an HR person who said that one of the people in the meeting had complained that I had said a racist comment. Suffice it to say I went ballistic.

It appears that "nittyy gritty" was what the slave ship captains called the black slave women on the ships, as they were in the hold, they were full of nits and all dirty, therefore gritty

I ask you...how the f*** was I supposed to know that?

What a load of cock! The World's gone mad Dave. That sort of stupid PC bollocks breeds intolerance and does nothing to combat it.

 

[Easy 10]

Easy your slowler than a slowworm moving through treacle!

I may be slow, but I always get there in the end.

 

[ManOnTheRun]

I said in a meeting last week...." look lets get down to the nitty gritty of this...."

I was asked to have a meeting with an HR person who said that one of the people in the meeting had complained that I had said a racist comment. Suffice it to say I went ballistic.

It appears that "nittyy gritty" was what the slave ship captains called the black slave women on the ships, as they were in the hold, they were full of nits and all dirty, therefore gritty

I ask you...how the f*** was I supposed to know that?

f*** Me...You learn something new everyday.

Can't believe you got pulled on that, the world has gone mad.

 

[Meade's Ball]

I had a similar problem when i called my HR director a fat c*nt.

 

[Hungry Joe]

I had a similar problem when i called my HR director a fat c*nt.

An amusing yet interesting point MB. I think about the only fair game set of humans now abuse-wise that you can openly abuse without getting arrested are bald or balding men. I think someone should start a campaign group to protect their rights.