Midwife

[Dave the OAP]

I had a similar problem when i called my HR director a fat c*nt.

Post of the Day...if not month

 

[Marc]

An amusing yet interesting point MB. I think about the only fair game set of humans now abuse-wise that you can openly abuse without getting arrested are bald or balding men. I think someone should start a campaign group to protect their rights.

damn f***ing straight, its a SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE so therefore you are absuing people who make Solar Panels












what?

 

[Meade's Ball]

An amusing yet interesting point MB. I think about the only fair game set of humans now abuse-wise that you can openly abuse without getting arrested are bald or balding men. I think someone should start a campaign group to protect their rights.

It's true. Even bald women are protected. I suppose because they might be going through chemo. Men are bound to just be baldies who can't get it up.

 

[Hungry Joe]

damn f***ing straight, its a SOLAR PANEL FOR A SEX MACHINE so therefore you are absuing people who make Solar Panels














what?

My brother has got a plaque with that on it in his kitchen. He is a bit of a sex machine too by all accounts. Not surprising really considering male-pattern balding is linked with high levels of testosterone.

 

[bhaexpress]

I always thought that a male midwife was a bloke who liked to keep his hand in.

 

[Hungry Joe]

It's true. Even bald women are protected. I suppose because they might be going through chemo. Men are bound to just be baldies who can't get it up.

True, whereas when I was completely bald through chemo I got started on in pubs by ***** who thought I was a skinhead.

 

[Meade's Ball]

True, whereas when I was completely bald through chemo I got started on in pubs by ***** who thought I was a skinhead.

Is there anything you haven't had?

 

[Hungry Joe]

Is there anything you haven't had?

Um......*thinks*........period pains, never had them.

 

[Kev the Ape]

I am going to be a midwife.

 

[Marc]

I am going to be a midwife.

oh sweet jesus someone save us

 

[Yorkie]

I am going to be a midwife.

Thank God I am past child bearing years.

 

[Dover]

He has to do some nurse training first. Fear not, I will alert all parties and failure will be a certanty!