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Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
...I wonder if they will use a waxwork dummy for his sold out UK tour...oh no, they can't, it looks like he is dead!
 






Gully

Monkey in a seagull suit.
Apr 24, 2004
16,812
Way out west
R5 now broadcasting a report from the LA Times that he is in coma.
 




















mrhairy

Well-known member
Sep 4, 2004
1,250
Brighton
Believe it or not but he still owes me £5.50 from when I bought him some batteries for his torch (Pocohontas) when he was in London after the release of the earth song. I stood there as he projected images on the ceiling in his Lanesborough room. Absolute truth just me and him for about an hour.
 














Wozza

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NSC Patron
Jul 6, 2003
24,373
Minteh Wonderland
'Unconfirmed' reports meaning 'someone faggoty-mincey queen has mentioned it on their spiteful little two-bit gobshitey 'celebrity-watching' website, so that gives us the justification to do so as well, even though we are trying REALLY hard to be taken as a serious news agency...'

Quality journalism. :tosser:

You know that if he does snuff it, they will be full of 'we reported it first...'

:wozza:

What's with the homophobic crap?

Fair play to 'em - they beat every major news organisation in the world.
 












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