Metro article today

[Buzzer]

Metro article, "Mum of 11 gets 6-bed 'mansion' from council". It's the response from one of her neighbours:

 

[Hillian1]

10 pages, a flounce and 3 bans.

 

[StonehamPark]

Metro article, "Mum of 11 gets 6-bed 'mansion' from council". It's the response from one of her neighbours:

"she treats her womb like a clown car'. F***ing classic!!

 

[daveinprague]

The clown car bit certainly made my eyes water.
The debate will hinge on her immigration status of course.

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

A clown car ? Do bits fall off when one is having a ride ?

 

[El Presidente]

A clown car ? Do bits fall off when one is having a ride ?

Sounds as if it regularly full of squirty cream to me.

 

[father_and_son]

Sounds as if it regularly full of squirty cream to me.

Confetti sprays out when she cums?

 

[Triggaaar]

"she treats her womb like a clown car'. F***ing classic!!

I'm having a slow day - what does that mean? I don't know what clown cars are like.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

Metro is part of the same group as the DM.

I think that says it all.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Irregardless of anything else that is a pretty funny remark TBF.

 

[Perry's Tracksuit Bottoms]

I'm having a slow day - what does that mean? I don't know what clown cars are like.

The Physics of Clown Cars

 

[Ernest]

Does it explode ?

 

[dingodan]

Irregardless of anything else that is a pretty funny remark TBF.

You mean, regardless.

Unless you meant regardlessless?

 

[Notters]

I'm having a slow day - what does that mean? I don't know what clown cars are like.

 

[Notters]

You mean, regardless.

Unless you meant regardlessless?

Or irrespective.

 

[User removed 4]

You mean, regardless.

Unless you meant regardlessless?

I think he meant irrespective.

 

[User removed 4]

Or irrespective.

Beat me to it.

 

[Notters]

This was also in the metro two years ago, so it seems. http://metro.co.uk/2013/02/20/clown...-council-bought-her-daughter-a-horse-3505322/

 

[User removed 4]

The clown car bit certainly made my eyes water.
The debate will hinge on her immigration status of course.

Not at all, you're the only one raising the issue.

 

[Notters]