Metro article today

[Notters]

She's obviously quite into gardening

 

[Guinness Boy]

"she treats her womb like a clown car'. F***ing classic!!

My thoughts exactly. Great spot [MENTION=5200]Buzzer[/MENTION]

 

[El Presidente]

She's obviously quite into gardening

Is that where she gives birth?

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

Is that where she gives birth?

Where is the Big Top?

 

[Jim Van Winkle]

The comments on this thread are hilarious.

 

[Guinness Boy]

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

She's obviously quite into gardening

Is that her contraceptive cap ? Discarded as it clearly doesn't work.

 

[Buzzer]

This was also in the metro two years ago, so it seems. http://metro.co.uk/2013/02/20/clown...-council-bought-her-daughter-a-horse-3505322/

Ah, it's an old article then. It popped up, so to speak, on my Twitter feed and assumed it was today. Anyhow, in keeping with the tone of the thread:

There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her womb fell out.

 

[Hamilton]

I'm having a slow day - what does that mean? I don't know what clown cars are like.

Maybe this is what one is.

 

[StonehamPark]

Ah, it's an old article then. It popped up, so to speak, on my Twitter feed and assumed it was today. Anyhow, in keeping with the tone of the thread:

There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her womb fell out.

I wish I could thumbs up more than once per post!

 

[daveinprague]

Not at all, you're the only one raising the issue.

No shit Sherlock. My post was a poke at people like you. Not the thread. So, surprised you were the one to jump. Not.

 

[Triggaaar]

The Physics of Clown Cars

Maybe this is what one is.

Thank you

 

[Triggaaar]

Metro article, "Mum of 11 gets 6-bed 'mansion' from council". It's the response from one of her neighbours:

"she treats her womb like a clown car" - Brilliant

 

[brakespear]

Is that her contraceptive cap ? Discarded as it clearly doesn't work.

beat me to it

 

[Del Fenner]

The Physics of Clown Cars

Excellent link, thanks. I've often thought of clown cars as being things that suddenly and spectacularly fall to pieces, rather like Charlton Athletic on sacking Curbishley.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Ah, it's an old article then. It popped up, so to speak, on my Twitter feed and assumed it was today. Anyhow, in keeping with the tone of the thread:

There was an old lady
who lived in a shoe
She had so many children
Her womb fell out.

A mum from Churchtown went to war
With her neighbours, a housing hoo-ha
One remarked "A disgrace,
Kids all over the place,
And her womb is completely clowncar.

 

[Buzzer]

A Gloucester girl had lots of fun
giving birth to so many young
the neighbours complained
that her minge was so strained
it looked like a bag of cow tongues.

 

[Buzzer]

There was a young girl from Churchdown
Who was known throughout all the town
Such was her fame
They gave her a name
The 'Park and Ride specially for clowns'

 

[Pavilionaire]

A young Gloucester mum she received
A free house, making her neighbours peeved
"She's claiming the dole
And so used is her hole
It's flappy and all wizard-sleeved".

 

[Guinness Boy]

A woman from Gloucester, quite poor
Had an orgy beside her front door
Said the man who's insider her
"I'd rather drink cider"
Than throw sausages up the M4