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[Albion] Maupay song









Stat Brother

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Jul 11, 2003
73,888
West west west Sussex
My god, this can't be, I don't believe what I'm seeing...





... someone just won the internet. :bowdown:
 




TWOCHOICEStom

Well-known member
Sep 22, 2007
10,909
Brighton
The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha
 






Foul Play Rocks

Well-known member
NSC Patron
Feb 23, 2013
5,181
I think it’s great so it’s a big fat YES from me.
 






Roddy

Member
Feb 14, 2005
16
To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"
 








Silverhatch

Well-known member
Feb 23, 2009
4,691
Preston Park
I don’t care if aguaro’s blue
Salah’s red and rashford too
Zaha, I don’t care about you
It maupay I’m in love

To the tune of Friday I’m in love

Brilliant song and brilliant effort. As another poster says: Sterling scans better and I think it is ‘It’s Maupay I’m in love’

I’ll be singing it in West Lower. Singing it now.
 


schmunk

Why oh why oh why?
Jan 19, 2018
10,354
Mid mid mid Sussex
To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"

Maupay, you're gonna score today, you're gonna win the game for me.
Right now, you'll show us somehow, that Albion can win the league.
I don't believe that anybody plays the way you do, you'll get two now...
 






Garry Nelson's Left Foot

Well-known member
Jul 7, 2003
13,527
tokyo
I'd change the last line to: it's Maupay that I love. I also like the suggestion of Sterling for Aguero as it scans a little better.

But basically it's perfect. Simple, short and catchy.
 




sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
if only we could sing the songs we already have properly...!! alas i fear you will be half way through the third line when some HALIBUT will kick of the AAAAAAALBIIIOOOOON , AAAAALBIIIOOOOOOON .....i like it though.
 


sydney

tinky ****in winky
Jul 11, 2003
17,965
town full of eejits
to the tune of inky pinky parlez vous


were brighton and were having a crack parlez vous , rpt , brighton and were having a crack, dunk and duffy at the back inky pinky parlez vous....!!
were brighton and we're taking the piss parley vous....rpt , brighton and we're taking the piss, muzz and maupay never miss inky pinky parlez vous...!!

and so on
 




Wellesley

Well-known member
Jul 24, 2013
4,973
Don't think we should mention Mr Tumble. Best to ignore and don't put him in the same class as other players mentioned. Apart from that, very good.
 


Greg Bobkin

Silver Seagull
May 22, 2012
16,043
The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

The repetition bugs me too. "Oh Zaha, get to F*** with you" :lol:

Or, bearing in mind what his role this season might be: "Glenn Murray, we still care about you"
 


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