[Albion] Maupay song

[albionfan37]

I don’t care if aguaro’s blue
Salah’s red and rashford too
Zaha, I don’t care about you
It maupay I’m in love

To the tune of Friday I’m in love

 

[Ecosse Exile]

Like that

 

[Stat Brother]

My god, this can't be, I don't believe what I'm seeing...





... someone just won the internet.

 

[Bakero]

Saw this on Twitter (I think) yesterday and said it was a winner. Simple, scans well and it's a great tune.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

 

[Magic Sponge]

Liking that

 

[Foul Play Rocks]

I think it’s great so it’s a big fat YES from me.

 

[schmunk]

Sterling for Aguero to scan better?

 

[Roddy]

To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"

 

[el punal]

Just watched the Cure do the original, so it’s a YES from me Clive - a good footie song.

 

[Ernest]

It’s a NO from me

 

[Silverhatch]

I don’t care if aguaro’s blue
Salah’s red and rashford too
Zaha, I don’t care about you
It maupay I’m in love

To the tune of Friday I’m in love

Brilliant song and brilliant effort. As another poster says: Sterling scans better and I think it is ‘It’s Maupay I’m in love’

I’ll be singing it in West Lower. Singing it now.

 

[schmunk]

To the tune of Wonderwall;

"Maupaaaaay, is gonna be the one who saves me
'cos after all, we play Potterball"

Maupay, you're gonna score today, you're gonna win the game for me.
Right now, you'll show us somehow, that Albion can win the league.
I don't believe that anybody plays the way you do, you'll get two now...

 

[Silverhatch]

Stick to the Sussex Cure not the Manc Oasis

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

I'd change the last line to: it's Maupay that I love. I also like the suggestion of Sterling for Aguero as it scans a little better.

But basically it's perfect. Simple, short and catchy.

 

[Quinney]

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

The top one fits nicely.


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[sydney]

if only we could sing the songs we already have properly...!! alas i fear you will be half way through the third line when some HALIBUT will kick of the AAAAAAALBIIIOOOOON , AAAAALBIIIOOOOOOON .....i like it though.

 

[sydney]

to the tune of inky pinky parlez vous


were brighton and were having a crack parlez vous , rpt , brighton and were having a crack, dunk and duffy at the back inky pinky parlez vous....!!
were brighton and we're taking the piss parley vous....rpt , brighton and we're taking the piss, muzz and maupay never miss inky pinky parlez vous...!!

and so on

 

[Wellesley]

Don't think we should mention Mr Tumble. Best to ignore and don't put him in the same class as other players mentioned. Apart from that, very good.

 

[Greg Bobkin]

The scanning of Aguero and the repeating of "I don't care" is bugging me. Might I propose:

Zaha you can **** off too

Zaha, **** off you're shit too

Zaha's crying boohoohoo

Zaha ha ha ha ha ha

The repetition bugs me too. "Oh Zaha, get to F*** with you"

Or, bearing in mind what his role this season might be: "Glenn Murray, we still care about you"