[Politics] Matt Hancock is a hands-on kind of man.

[rogersix]

What a load of bollocks!
If only someone had jumped out of the bushes and hit him with a shovel!

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his mother must be so proud!

 

[clapham_gull]

Quite surprised he didn't tough it out, clearly this was too toxic

Sunday papers I'd imagine.

 

[golddene]

Resignation speech

https://twitter.com/matthancock/status/1408836570069753858?s=21

What a load of old b*llox he should have kept it in his trousers the lowlife sycophantic obnoxious tw*t how about him apologising to his wife,children and his hussey's husband they must all feel like sh*t right now and all you hear from him is how great he is for having the balls to resign now when he should have gone weeks ago.Dirty unfaithful *******.

 

[dazzer6666]

What a load of old b*llox he should have kept it in his trousers the lowlife sycophantic obnoxious tw*t how about him apologising to his wife,children and his hussey's husband they must all feel like sh*t right now and all you hear from him is how great he is for having the balls to resign now when he should have gone weeks ago.Dirty unfaithful *******.

I’ll put you down as ‘fence’

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Will he go on universal credit?
Bet he's made a ****ing mint the past year, good excuse to slither off into his gold mine

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[Motogull]

Its a good job that in the midst of a global pandemic the government isn't embarrassed by the loss of the person in charge of health issues.

 

[Beach Hut]

His mistress has resigned from her job as part time director job as well

 

[Cheshire Cat]

Hancock gone

BBC News - Matt Hancock quits as health secretary after breaking social distance guidance
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57625508

 

[jcdenton08]

Are you fixtures out yet?

 

[Deportivo Seagull]

Good riddance to the ****ing useless piece of excrement.


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[KZNSeagull]

His mistress has resigned from her job as part time director job as well

Did you mean part time hand job?

 

[dazzer6666]

Hancock gone

BBC News - Matt Hancock quits as health secretary after breaking social distance guidance
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-57625508

Yep, took the BBC over half an hour to realise Hancock had tweeted his own resignation video

 

[Beach Hut]

Did you mean part time hand job?

That I don't know

 

[Hugo Rune]

I’ve had a chuckle about this awful c*** resigning after a suspected tip-off about the Sunday papers tomorrow but I’ll be laughing on the other side of my face if Priti Patel is made the new health secretary.

 

[Weststander]

Had to go, press conferences where he sets out rules would’ve been a farce.

Arrogantly held on to his position for a day and a half too long.

Possibly more footage/photos to appear in The Scum?

 

[Justice]

Apparently used his personal email for dodgy PPE contracts.

I see Twitter is full of twats ditching their masks now

 

[AmexRuislip]

Tottenham Hotspur approach Matt Hancock to be their next manager.......

 

[Pevenseagull]

A couple of runners and riders for next Health Secretary,

Nadhim Zahawi (2/1) favourite on the exchanges.

Pros Will get GREAT feedback from You Gov,
Cons Far too rich and important to take the job.


But my £2 is on Helen Whately.(14/1). Current Social Care Secretary

Pros has been rolled out to answer tricky NHS questions (why nurses aren't getting pay rises) when Hancock wasn't available for whatever reason,
Cons wears a leather jacket.

 

[Justice]

Tottenham Hotspur approach Matt Hancock to be their next manager.......

Palace now interested..

 

[clapham_gull]

His mistress has resigned from her job as part time director job as well

It's ok, she still has that job at her husbands firm.