Hopefully he picks up a few std’s after being raped by koalas, then deported to an island in the pacific
[Politics] Matt Hancock and the kangaroo testicles
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Official Old Man
Uckfield Seagull
Couple of points. He is doing it to promote his dyslexia campaign and hope he donates any money he's paid. Meanwhile I hope he isn't paid for the time off from work. Really detest the guy.
Kalimantan Gull
Well-known member
I don't usually watch I'm a Celebrity, but I'm tuning in for that!!
Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
First point - thats just a pathetically limp excuse in a vain attempt to justify himself. He has ZERO control on what is shown and what is edited from that show. And you can bet your right arsecheek that the producers will not be broadcasting him stretched out in a hammock wanging on to Boy George about his dyslexia campaign.
Second point - he's pledged to give some of the money to St Nicholas Hospice in Norfolk. But not the full fee. Stick him down for a tenner then.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Inserting something insulting here about all politicians across ALL parties thinking they're adults, when ACTUAL kids would probably do a better job than the lot of 'em
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,321
Sure... just like David Beckham turned into an ambassador for Qatar at the World Cup because he really wants to promote... sand.
Tom Hark Preston Park
Will Post For Cash
- Jul 6, 2003
- 72,321
What an incredible opportunity to trouser another wad of free money more like. What a shameless self-serving ****
vegster
Sanity Clause
- May 5, 2008
- 28,272
I'm sure he has negotiated a really huge fee for this, he knows he's going to be in first place for every trial. Loads of people ringing radio shows today saying they are disgusted that he is doing the show...then saying they will vote for him at every opportunity to get to eat Anus. ....thus confirming that ITV are going to have bumper advertising receipts ...kerching !
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Loadicus Trux
Active member
- Jan 12, 2012
- 197
He knows that in a couple of years he'll be out on his ear with a couple of hundred other Tory MP's, so he thought he better trouser a few grand while he can.
He is one of the oddest people I’ve seen in the public eye.
A truly strange man.
He’ll bail out of the jungle very quickly. He is not a man accustomed to hardship.
A truly strange man.
He’ll bail out of the jungle very quickly. He is not a man accustomed to hardship.
Ridiculous cant.
- Jul 10, 2003
- 27,766
I hope the others in there don't value their personal space
A truly creepy person (as if the rest of the last 3 years cabinet aren't
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A truly creepy person (as if the rest of the last 3 years cabinet aren't
)horshamite
Now Saltdeanite.
- Nov 16, 2010
- 487
I am totally gobsmacked that he is considered a celebrity!
I hope the others in there don't value their personal space
A truly creepy person (as if the rest of the last 3 years cabinet aren't
He really is creepy.
attila
1997 Club
Matt Hancock and the Kangaroo Testicles.
That is a great name for a band.
That is a great name for a band.
He is going to do some real damage to his already shredded reputation on this.
He’s one of those guys that cannot help but come across as anything but a total weirdo.
And not in an endearing way. In a “don’t leave him alone with a female” way.
He’s one of those guys that cannot help but come across as anything but a total weirdo.
And not in an endearing way. In a “don’t leave him alone with a female” way.
Lest we forget
