[Politics] Matt Hancock and the kangaroo testicles

[nicko31]

He has been suspended as a Conservative MP...

 

[The Clamp]

Yes. I imagine he’ll be suspended on full pay until he returns to his job.

There we go. Public placated. Income protected. More Tory chicanery and subterfuge.

Plough the lot of them into the earth.

 

[The Clamp]

If you wrote “creepily little noodle-dick” on an envelope and posted it, it’d get to him.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

yet the custard haired to55er was allowed a couple of weeks in the Caribbean basting his porcine hulk!

If only it was just a couple of weeks. That's his fourth or fifth holiday this year.

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An insult to the families who lost relatives in care homes.

 

[WATFORD zero]

So we have Mad Nad, the wife beater who managed to Father the biggest bungl**** in British political history and now the health secretary granting contracts to his relatives and mates firms during the biggest pandemic in recent history.

What a trio, just when you thought that the producers of IACGMOOH had scraped the bottom of the barrel with Katie Price, it appears there are further levels of putrefying shit still to be dug

 

[WATFORD zero]

@crodonilson

8 hours ago

 

[LamieRobertson]

@crodonilson

8 hours ago

Too busy at his croquet club

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Sources close to Mr Hancock said: "Matt doesn't expect to serve in government again, so it's an incredible opportunity for him to engage with the 12 million Brits who tune in every single night.

"Matt has told the whips in Parliament and he will use his time in the jungle to promote his dyslexia campaign."

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Ctun

 

[monty uk]

Presumably eating kangaroo testicles will help him bounce back into public attention. Although he seems to be in and out all the time. He keeps taking his eye off the ball.

 

[Whoislloydy]

I didn't know the Tory party were renaming

 

[Paulie Gualtieri]

Someone’s told him this is real chance to show the public what real Matt is all about and become a national treasure

The fact he believes this however is something else

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Loser MP goes on TV show out of desperation?

Reminds me of…………… Ed Balls

Hope Hancock gets voted for every trial!

 

[zefarelly]

First point - He's just a pathetically limp excuse of a man. He has ZERO control on what is in his trousers. And you can bet your right arsecheek that the producers will not be broadcasting him stretched out in a hammock hoping to get wanked off by Boy George about his dysfunctional campaign.

Second point - he's pledged to give some of the money to St Nicholas Hospice in Norfolk. But not the full fee. Stick him down for a tenner then.

Thats what I thought

 

[Eeyore]

So Hancock gets the whip withdrawn but other MPs go extensive holidays and nothing happens ?

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

The programme used to a laugh when they were all allowed to get pissed. I think the last time I watched and enjoyed it was when Phil Tufnell won in 2003.

 

[Motogull]

Hope Hancock gets voted for every trial!

Well I hope he does none and gets f*** all air time. He'd hate the absence of attention. f*** him.

 

[Terry Butcher Tribute Act]

I am totally gobsmacked that he is considered a celebrity!

You are totally gobsmacked that someone - who was speaking on TV every night with the nation clinging to his every word at a time when we weren't allowed to go anywhere or see anyone - is considered famous enough for a programme featuring an occasional loose women panelist?

Quite interested to see what the other celebs make of him. After all he was setting (and breaking) the rules for all of them as well.

Could be fascinating. Probably won't be.

 

[Sirnormangall]

Some might say that he’s been talking bollox for years, so this is a logical career progression.

 

[The Clamp]

“Mr Hancock was suspended as a Conservative MP after party managers took a dim view of his decision.
Simon Hart, the Conservative chief whip, said the West Suffolk MP's decision to take part in a reality TV show while Parliament was sitting was "serious enough" to warrant the suspension. He remains as an independent MP on full pay”.

So as well as collecting his fee for the jungle he’s on a paid holiday.

This government is morally bankrupt.

 

[Thunder Bolt]

I wonder if his paramour can be trusted whilst he’s in Australia. After all, she cheated on her husband and children, so is untrustworthy.