[Politics] Matt Hancock and the kangaroo testicles

[Dick Swiveller]

Crodo must be asleep to miss this. This isn't a new Indie band but the news that serving MP and former minister Matt Hancock is off to I'm a Celeb, whilst earning his MP salary at the same time.

 

[LamieRobertson]

Crodo must be asleep to miss this. This isn't a new Indie band but the news that serving MP and former minister Matt Hancock is off to I'm a Celeb, whilst earning his MP salary at the same time.

TB isn’t asleep though she posted about it on the Sunak thread….whips been withdrawn….I wonder what his constituents think….good riddance?

 

[Blue3]

Crodo must be asleep to miss this. This isn't a new Indie band but the news that serving MP and former minister Matt Hancock is off to I'm a Celeb, whilst earning his MP salary at the same time.

Absolutely disgraceful he really needs to resign or to be deselected by his local party members

 

[Soton Seagull]

Another Tory MP who thinks going to their job is voluntary.

 

[hart's shirt]

With deforestation, pollution and a climate crisis, hasn't nature suffered enough already?

 

[medwayseagull reborn]

Shame he doesn't take the rest of the Tory parliamentary party with him and leave the adults to run the country.

 

[Dick Swiveller]

TB isn’t asleep though she posted about it on the Sunak thread….whips been withdrawn….I wonder what his constituents think….good riddance?

Think the dark colour scheme gives me thread blindness as I scanned for an obvious thread and missed that one. Still think it worthy of separate lampoonery though.

 

[Brok]

At last, someone I've actually heard of.

 

[Mellotron]

Such an odd bloke. See also the over of his new book.

He seems to see himself very differently to how the wider world sees him.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Such an odd bloke. See also the over of his new book.

He seems to see himself very differently to how the wider world sees him.

Is this the back cover, or inside the dust jacket?

 

[KZNSeagull]

There was a quote on the radio from the head of the West Suffolk Conservative association along the lines of "I am looking forward to seeing him eat a Kangaroo penis and you can quote me on that".

 

[Dr Q]

yet the custard haired to55er was allowed a couple of weeks in the Caribbean basting his porcine hulk!

 

[A1X]

It's a disgrace that Matt Hancock is off doing this while he should be doing his MP duties first and foremost, and if he can't be bothered to do that he should step down to ensure his constituents are properly represented.

But I will say, I don't see in this respect how that is different to the constant holidays in the Caribbean and doing big US speaking gigs. Such as is being done by a certain ex-Prime Minister. Who hasn't been stripped of the whip.

 

[Peteinblack]

Is this the back cover, or inside the dust jacket?

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[LamieRobertson]

Think the dark colour scheme gives me thread blindness as I scanned for an obvious thread and missed that one. Still think it worthy of separate lampoonery though.

Yep agree with a thread of its own for sure ..Simon Jordan has just expressed his exasperation with the whole idea describing Hancock as having the personality of a radish

 

[Thunder Bolt]

yet the custard haired to55er was allowed a couple of weeks in the Caribbean basting his porcine hulk!

If only it was just a couple of weeks. That's his fourth or fifth holiday this year.

 

[Braggfan]

always loved the pictures of him playing football

 

[Leekbrookgull]

What is the percentage required for a recall petition?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Absolute **** of a man.

Just shows the last two years have been all about him.

New book out soon as well

 

[Pavilionaire]

Sources close to Mr Hancock said: "Matt doesn't expect to serve in government again, so it's an incredible opportunity for him to engage with the 12 million Brits who tune in every single night.

"Matt has told the whips in Parliament and he will use his time in the jungle to promote his dyslexia campaign."

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