Mark Kermode

[Hiney]

I haven't been able to listen to TalkSport today so have turned to 5Live.

The morning was OK - a good mix of current affairs and sport.

This afternoon was a different kettle of fish. Simon Mayo is OK (just) but I have just had to listen to the complete TWAT that is Mark Kermode doing the film review.

What a complete COCK. He is so far up his arse he's sticking out of his mouth and he talks a load of utter SHIT.

f***ing WANKER

and relax.....................................

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He has got a rather over inflated opinion of himself.

 

[Martlet]

fair enough. I understand that he's the second most popular podcast in the world though - so he can't be doing too much wrong!

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

Which film did he slate this week

 

[Trufflehound]

He has got a rather over inflated opinion of himself.

He's got rather over inflated hair as well.

 

[Ratso2005]

I think he's excellent. I don't always agree with his tastes but he knows his stuff.

Also the bigging himself up thing is VERY tongue-in-cheek.

 

[Tooting Gull]

You're right about Kermode. But sadly we have to accept that film/music/theatre critics are put on this earth to talk a load of tosh. It's in the job description. Some just do it slighty better than others.

Up his own arse as Kermode is, I still slightly prefer him to Ross. The way he sucks up to and fawns over big stars in interviews about films he probably doesn't like is becoming a tad embarrassing.

 

[keaton]

His favourite film is The Exorcist. How can you be paid to talk about films and have that as you're favourite

 

[Starry]

fair enough. I understand that he's the second most popular podcast in the world though - so he can't be doing too much wrong!

What is the most popular one?

 

[Les Biehn]

He is a bit of a knobber but he knows his shit.

 

[Uncle Buck]

He has got a rather over inflated opinion of himself.

You model yourself on him?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Mark Commode?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

He spent about 40 minutes one week destroying the Exorcist the beginning. He does not like sequels or remakes of horrors.

He thought War of the Worlds was superb and Spielberg's best film for years by the way.

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

I do not have an over inflated opinion of myself Piers as I know my opinion is more important and valid than yours, have a good week end.

 

[Uncle Buck]

I do not have an over inflated opinion of myself Piers as I know my opinion is more important and valid than yours, have a good week end.

What is it like being a head mental?

 

[CHAPPERS]

Yeah US, explain what it feels like to be such a brain spastic.

 

[Uncle Buck]

The Oriental nurse that he believes to be his other half is probably administering his drugs as we speak...

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

you youngsters need to stop being so aggressive, its not big and its not clever.

 

[Uncle Buck]

Wsa that GG or US speaking?

 

[CHAPPERS]

you youngsters need to stop being so aggressive, its not big and its not clever.

Neither is this little fella but I stll LOVE HIM.