Mark Kermode

[Gwylan]

But sadly we have to accept that film/music/theatre critics are put on this earth to talk a load of tosh.

Oi! Some of us are people of incredible wit, acute critical faculties and exceptional taste.

 

[Tooting Gull]

Sorry, I didn't mean that as much of a sleight as it probably sounded. It's just what the job involves, and as I said (but you haven't quoted) some are much better than others.

My brother had to write a few classical music sleeve notes once, and it was the most pretentious nonsense he will ever come out with - but that's what was called for. A true pro - as I'm sure are you. Producing tosh at the quality end of the tosh market.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

What is the most popular one?

The Ricky Gervais one - by a long way I believe. Quite amusing in a repetitive "Take the mickey out of Karl" way