He's a free agent and only 30 years old. He could be the missing piece............
Personally, I think his IQ is 30.
Personally, I think his IQ is 30.
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[Albion] Mario Balotelli
- Thread starter Binney on acid
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As I posted on the other thread earlier . . .
There is a clause in the NDP
If you're 6'3" built like a brick shit house and can leave Zaha in tears witrhout getting sent off, you're exempt.
I'm warning up the Cortina to go and collect him.
IQ of 30 is enough for a striker.
There is a clause in the NDP
If you're 6'3" built like a brick shit house and can leave Zaha in tears witrhout getting sent off, you're exempt.
I'm warning up the Cortina to go and collect him.
IQ of 30 is enough for a striker.
schmunk
Why oh why oh why?
For those worrying about our "seven"...
What could go wrong...?
What could go wrong...?
For those worrying about our "seven"...
What could go wrong...?
Don't Worry, Andone & Maupay will gee him up for the occaision.
brighton terra
Well-known member
That’s double the IQ of Ashley Barnes!
nicko31
Well-known member
Yep at least he leaves the ref alone
3 points well made
B-right-on
Living the dream
Loved his "why always me?" t shirt.
Noone ever told him "because you're a dick"
Noone ever told him "because you're a dick"
Was that Craig Noone?
half time scores
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No, he had no one on his shirt.
BluesRockDJ
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Can't believe you just posted that !! Are you Trigger (Only Fools And Horses) in disguise !
Tom Hark Preston Park
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Beach Hut
Brighton Bhuna Boy
Purely for the fun factor a yes from me
half time scores
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Are you Rodney, named after Dave?
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Balotelli has the potential to make Gascoigne look about as dull as Jacob Rees-Mogg. I'm convinced that he'd add personality to the dressing room and on the pitch, for a few cameo appearances between suspensions.
Coldeanseagull
Opinionated
Erm, it's probably a no from me. I prefer the epl to the mma
Oh Chapeau Sir!
Football is supposed to be an entertainment industry and for that reason, I absolutely love Balotelli. If even half of those stories about him in Manchester are true (and I know for a fact that some are) then he is a total legend.
He's batshit mental, obviously, but also a bloody good player (people forget that his unselfish pass to Aguero won City the title). Bet the wages wouldn't be too steep, Potter world probably be the best manager for him, he doesn't fail the NDP because he's just completely insane, not a dickhead and (most importantly) just to see him playing in a Brighton shirt would be a total joy.
30 years old and has screwed up a lot of his career but he's really, really good underneath that. We could get his best years with the correct management. Not that I'm saying that he's grown up as I doubt that, but who am I to talk....
Yes, it would probably be a disaster, but I AM IN (with a capital IN).
https://youtu.be/i-tagn3lB3I
He did drive around Moss Side handing out cash..... Plus the Father Christmas story was true.
Sing him up Tony. It would be superb!!!
He's batshit mental, obviously, but also a bloody good player (people forget that his unselfish pass to Aguero won City the title). Bet the wages wouldn't be too steep, Potter world probably be the best manager for him, he doesn't fail the NDP because he's just completely insane, not a dickhead and (most importantly) just to see him playing in a Brighton shirt would be a total joy.
30 years old and has screwed up a lot of his career but he's really, really good underneath that. We could get his best years with the correct management. Not that I'm saying that he's grown up as I doubt that, but who am I to talk....
Yes, it would probably be a disaster, but I AM IN (with a capital IN).
https://youtu.be/i-tagn3lB3I
He did drive around Moss Side handing out cash..... Plus the Father Christmas story was true.
Sing him up Tony. It would be superb!!!