Tyrone Biggums
Well-known member
We aren't bringing in any more senior players.
My favourite Balotelli story was when he was at City. He got stopped for speeding and was searched. The police allegedly asked why he had five grand in cash in his pocket. He said "because I'm rich".
Football is supposed to be an entertainment industry and for that reason, I absolutely love Balotelli. If even half of those stories about him in Manchester are true (and I know for a fact that some are) then he is a total legend.
He's batshit mental, obviously, but also a bloody good player (people forget that his unselfish pass to Aguero won City the title). Bet the wages wouldn't be too steep, Potter world probably be the best manager for him, he doesn't fail the NDP because he's just completely insane, not a dickhead and (most importantly) just to see him playing in a Brighton shirt would be a total joy.
30 years old and has screwed up a lot of his career but he's really, really good underneath that. We could get his best years with the correct management. Not that I'm saying that he's grown up as I doubt that, but who am I to talk....
Yes, it would probably be a disaster, but I AM IN (with a capital IN).
https://youtu.be/i-tagn3lB3I
He did drive around Moss Side handing out cash..... Plus the Father Christmas story was true.
Sing him up Tony. It would be superb!!!
My favourite Balotelli story was when he was at City. He got stopped for speeding and was searched. The police allegedly asked why he had five grand in cash in his pocket. He said "because I'm rich".
People wanting him at the club... seriously? Wtf?
Look at his season in Brescia. Signed the fattest contract in the history of the club, played a few games and then got benched because he didnt train properly, got back in the team as they got desperate, kicked someone in the head in the 6th minute, the 13th red card of his career, generally performed poor, trained poorly (which is what A LOT of his old teammates have said about him as well), frequently spoke about wanting to move to bigger clubs. Then the corona virus came, he didnt participate in the teams Zoom meetings, didnt keep his physique up, didnt turn up when training restarted...
Yeah, some find this hilarious and "wow what a character, imagine being that lazy and unprofessional!" but why the **** would you want him to play for Brighton?
It's not a sport you know, it's an entertainment industry.
Yes from me just for his trying to put a bib on antics alone.
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Football is supposed to be an entertainment industry and for that reason, I absolutely love Balotelli. If even half of those stories about him in Manchester are true (and I know for a fact that some are) then he is a total legend.
He's batshit mental, obviously, but also a bloody good player (people forget that his unselfish pass to Aguero won City the title). Bet the wages wouldn't be too steep, Potter world probably be the best manager for him, he doesn't fail the NDP because he's just completely insane, not a dickhead and (most importantly) just to see him playing in a Brighton shirt would be a total joy.
30 years old and has screwed up a lot of his career but he's really, really good underneath that. We could get his best years with the correct management. Not that I'm saying that he's grown up as I doubt that, but who am I to talk....
Yes, it would probably be a disaster, but I AM IN (with a capital IN).
https://youtu.be/i-tagn3lB3I
He did drive around Moss Side handing out cash..... Plus the Father Christmas story was true.
Sing him up Tony. It would be superb!!!