[Misc] Man goes to hospital with a mortar up his bottom

[Frutos]

Not a sentence you probably thought you'd ever read, but good for a Friday afternoon laugh!

https://www.bristolpost.co.uk/news/bristol-news/bomb-squad-called-gloucestershire-royal-6298076

 

[Cowfold Seagull]

Lodged up there during the war unoticed perhaps? failed to go off?

 

[Cheshire Cat]

More bangs for your buck in Bristol.

 

[Taybha]

This is going to get blown right out of proportion as usual.

 

[hart's shirt]

If they can't remove it in time, he'll go ballistic.

 

[The Clamp]

So you were cleaning the garage naked, Sir? I see.

 

[B-right-on]

Explosive news story that.

 

[Bry Nylon]

If they can't remove it in time, he'll go ballistic.

Always a risk when you’re dealing with an unexploded bum

 

[southstandandy]

My sister years ago working at Brighton General had to operate on a man who had half a pineapple lodged up his arse. And no, I'm not joking.

Bet he was blowing chunks for weeks after!

 

[n1 gull]

My sister years ago working at Brighton General had to operate on a man who had half a pineapple lodged up his arse. And no, I'm not joking.

Bet he was blowing chunks for weeks after!

Did he eat the other half?

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

.....and on that bombshell

 

[Raleigh Chopper]

The firm he works for have fired him,they said he did not have the calibre.

 

[NooBHA]

Gives a whole new meaning to the terminology " Shoot Yer Load "

 

[Icy Gull]

“Fell on it “like people who have been punched in the face have “walked into a door”?

 

[el punal]

This really is taking colonic irrigation to a new level.

 

[albionalbino]

Where's his pestle?

 

[Superphil]

Tory MP?

 

[dazzer6666]

Cementing his place in history……..?

 

[banjo]

Was he a bombardREAR in the army

 

[Eeyore]

First person to blow off and take out a whole street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REpNTi-9oRQ