[Misc] Man goes to hospital with a mortar up his bottom

[Questions]

A man goes to the doctors……

Yeah if you believe he even got an appointment

 

[A1X]

Who do you think you are kidding, Mr Hitler?
If you think he’s got the runs…

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Being pedantic, that's not a mortar shell, it's an anti-tank shot. The 6pdr gun had a 57mm caliber.

British mortars were 2", 3" or 4.5".

This. Lazy reporting. The journalist needs a rocket up his arse

 

[SuperFurrySeagull]

Those clever researchers at The Sun have tracked down the shell.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/16923295/bomb-squad-hospital-bottom-shell/

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Well, now you've shown it, that's quite the cute little stunner there, isn't it.


Er...I mean...quite the well engineered piece of kit there...er, I'll be off now...



Bristol, you say?

 

[Glawstergull]

Gloucester not Bristol.
Bristol folk are really really weird.

 

[Petunia]

Surely if he had taken a couple of laxatives it would have shot out….

 

[joydivisionovengloves]

Cannon Soder