man dies after sex with tree!! also, saucy pic of the Saturdays..

[desprateseagull]

I want to be Una Healys Ice Cream !!! @unahealy on Twitpic

not my usual paper, honest! (seen on twitter..)

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Life's a beech.

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Ashes to ashes...

 

[Southwick_Seagull]

Leaf it out guys.

 

[WhingForPresident]

It's always nice to branch out sexually.

 

[Steve Foster]

Prefer a bush personally

 

[sam86]

Mmm Frankie. I wood.

 

[skipper734]

I'll be rooting for him with wood!

 

[R. Slicker]

was he pining?

 

[Gonzo]

Must be BARKing mad.

 

[Mackenzie]

Sounds like a pineful death

 

[newhaven seagull 85]

one way to spruce up your sex life.

 

[R. Slicker]

what a plank.

 

[thebazillionaire]

I noticed he was a computer engineer so it was obviously an apple tree

 

[robbie c]

phew what a corker

 

[Don Quixote]

I'd like to have sex with a tree.

 

[User Removed]

this sounds like Maple-ieve to me.

 

[R. Slicker]

Was he looking for a fir burger?

 

[jimmypbha]

 

[Freddie Goodwin.]

Who can help it when the sap is rising?