man dies after sex with tree!! also, saucy pic of the Saturdays..

[Davido]

Did he have WOOD?

 

[Everest]

Is it a poplar pastime?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Sounds like a pineful death

Indeed. I would imagine the Police would've CONEd the area off pretty sharpish...

 

[Peteinblack]

I thought this was a joak

 

[bhaexpress]

I noticed he was a computer engineer so it was obviously an apple tree

Hardly likely, Macs never go wrong.