[Albion] Malick Yalcouye **Singed 12/07/2024**

[Hiheidi]

If our transfer activity carries on like this I can see Winstanley getting the sack for totally failing in his role as "Director of Global Talent and Transfers"

I was thinking that! Have we just purposely just not signed a Winstanley / Jewell replacement for this window to highlight (once and for all) that it is actually the data that's doing a good job not the personnel who use it.

 

[chickens]

I’m still hopeful we can get this one over the line. If we do, then I think we’re a right-back/RWB away from suggesting that the recruitment team take the rest of the summer off.

 

[Hiheidi]

I’m still hopeful we can get this one over the line. If we do, then I think we’re a right-back/RWB away from suggesting that the recruitment team take the rest of the summer off.

What recruitment team? We seem to be pulling this off without one!

 

[chickens]

What recruitment team? We seem to be pulling this off without one!

Someone must still answer the phone.

Perhaps it’s whoever works at the nearest desk across from where recruitment used to sit. They’re playing a blinder whoever they are.

 

[Super Sub]

I really like the look of this lad. Already been suggested by others but he does resemble a young Kante

 

[Hiheidi]

Yalcoyue put this on his Instagram stories.

 

[BrickTamland]

Yalcoyue put this on his Instagram stories.

Unless the Peoples Republic of Brighton has broken away and adopted European two-pin plugs, then probably not

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Someone must still answer the phone.

Perhaps it’s whoever works at the nearest desk across from where recruitment used to sit. They’re playing a blinder whoever they are.

I suspect they 'hot desk'. Anyway, Head of Deliverance is probably AI. Possibly with a three D projection as a Naked Lady

 

[Hugo Rune]

Unless the Peoples Republic of Brighton has broken away and adopted European two-pin plugs, then probably not

If only those bottles of water weren’t in the way!!

 

[B-right-on]

If our transfer activity carries on like this I can see Winstanley getting the sack for totally failing in his role as "Director of Global Talent and Transfers" (ie "Director of Waiting to see if Brighton are interested then Gazump them with a f*** off bid and Numerous Dodgy Add-ons and bribes that the selling club and the player's agent can't refuse")

Wankstanley getting the sack would be up there with Hairy Potter getting the boot imo. Yes he had some success here but obviously riding on the coat tails of Mr B and being found out as a flop would be poetic justice to the nth degree.

 

[brighton terra]

According to these replies, it is a Brighton hotel

 

[Not Andy Naylor]

What recruitment team? We seem to be pulling this off without one!

That's what we need Chelsea to believe, anyway ...

 

[Mr deez]

According to these replies, it is a Brighton hotelView attachment 185345

Yeah it's clearly not based on the debunking above.

And I had a cursory look to be certain. Not even close.

 

[chaileyjem]

 

[dazzer6666]

Yeah it's clearly not based on the debunking above.

And I had a cursory look to be certain. Not even close.

This. Not a single photo on the hotel website or Tripadvisor showing a room that looks anything like that at all

 

[Dick Swiveller]

This. Not a single photo on the hotel website or Tripadvisor showing a room that looks anything like that at all

Well obvs that is because those photos were taken before the Carpet King got there,

 

[jackalbion]

According to these replies, it is a Brighton hotelView attachment 185345

“I’m the carpet king of Brighton” who am I to doubt that?

 

[pigmanovich]

“I’m the carpet king of Brighton” who am I to doubt that?

His bio says only that he supports Brighton, so there's certainly no conflict of interest!

 

[Dick Swiveller]

“I’m the carpet king of Brighton” who am I to doubt that?

NEVER doubt the carpet king

 

[The Rivet]

Price agreed apparently. Medical now I hear.