Main Coronavirus / Covid-19 Discussion Thread

[Titanic]

Dominic has to feed Boris his tea before he is allowed out to play. When the conference starts look out for spaghetti hoops remnants on his shirt.

Dominic and Boris? careful now, you will have the Leftwaffe after you.

 

[A1X]

Never fear chaps, American televangelism has (as usual) got this one

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[Change at Barnham]

Schools to carry on (accidentally leaked by BBC reporter).

 

[peterward]

"Quick, someone think of a well known song they can take 30 seconds to sing!"

Baa baa black sheep have you wool?
Yes sir yes + 80 bog rolls,
40 for the master, 40 for the dame,
The square root of bugger all for him down the lane.

 

[Titanic]

Never fear chaps, American televangelism has (as usual) got this one

Hallelujah!

 

[A1X]

Schools to carry on (accidentally leaked by BBC reporter).

If true you have to wonder quite why the UK has reached such a different conclusion to so many other countries.

 

[Albion Dan]

Schools to carry on (accidentally leaked by BBC reporter).

There it is. They want this to spread further.

 

[Wilko]

Or add on a week at either end

Not all schools are on the same holidays though. I am off the first two weeks of April for example, my partner is off from her schools weeks 2 and 3 of April.

 

[peterward]

If true you have to wonder quite why the UK has reached such a different conclusion to so many other countries.

Because it's not based on protecting the public or public health.

 

[A1X]

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[AmexRuislip]

 

[raymondo]

Not all schools are on the same holidays though. I am off the first two weeks of April for example, my partner is off from her schools weeks 2 and 3 of April.

Blimey, you're a bit young to be on NSC

 

[Bold Seagull]

Dominic and Boris? careful now, you will have the Leftwaffe after you.

I'm sure you've got your tissues from your extra loo rolls at the ready.

 

[DumLum]

If true you have to wonder quite why the UK has reached such a different conclusion to so many other countries.

Conservatives prioritize business and money over everything else?

 

[Titanic]

I'm sure you've got your tissues from your extra loo rolls at the ready.

I don't have any extra loo rolls... have I missed something?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

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That nonsense has been circulating on Facebook.

 

[Bold Seagull]

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The drinking every 15mins as it washes the virus into the stomach is fake news bollocks. I have no idea if holding your breath for 10 secs is a real thing or not.

Drinking plenty of water is a healthy thing to do. So really no harm in drinking lots, just don't expect to be washing any viruses into your waiting stomach acids.

 

[clapham_gull]

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Already been fact checked as rubbish.

 

[peterward]

Conservatives prioritize business and money over everything else?

Certainly more so than your grandparents. What pension crisis/social care problem?

 

[Bold Seagull]

I don't have any extra loo rolls... have I missed something?

It would appear so.