- Aug 24, 2020
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I know, I know. Please don't embarrass me any more.I did not know that. Geography at Portsmouth Poly?? You really should know about its island status.
I've only been once or twice. When something is on your doorstep you just take it for granted.
I was seeing a girl while I was staying in Southampton (she was at uni with some mates of mine). We were in bed watching the FA Cup pre game stuff and she dropped the bombshell that she was not only from Portsmouth but also a Pompey fan . . . I mean what do you do, she seemed normal.
I regret it now of course but I really should have asked her if Portsmouth was a proper Island.
I blame the HSB. It did lead to the best prank I've ever done though.
I shared a flat with two other lads. One of them didn't wash in the mornings, so after a heavy night, we drew a Hitler moustache on Dave, a Palace fan, who was borderline comatose, hoping he didn't wash or look in the mirror in the morning.
It worked like a dream. Next day, we cycled into town and went into the main lecture theatre. The whole audience clocked what had happened. Except Dave of course. That moment has stayed with me forever.