[Cricket] LV= County Championship Division One, Yorkshire v Sussex at Leeds, Sep 22-25, 2015

[Everest]

Batflidding hell.

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

At least these two showed a bit of resistance unlike the shower of shite coming in ahead of them. Should be over before tea I'd say

 

[Titanic]

Ben Brown 41* reaches 4000 runs in 1st class cricket

 

[Moshe Gariani]

****it

 

[Pavilionaire]

Well done Yardy for digging deep over the last two matches and rounding off his career on a positive note.

Once again, top order failure has killed us. Nash, Joyce, Wright, Machan survived a mere 84 balls for 36 runs on a day when we needed to survive 500+ balls and / or score 300+ runs. Piss poor.

 

[Titanic]

Oops... Brown out... rooted to the spot, he can hardly believe what he has just done... making a sad and slow exit

148-7

 

[S'hampton Seagull]

Yardy/Brown partnership fell a bit short of target adding only a further 53 runs of the 221 needed after lunch

Revised schedule:

Brown/Zaidi partnership = adds an incredible 94 runs
8th wicket partnership = adds a feasible 33 runs
9th wicket partnership = adds a plausible 24 runs
10th wicket partnership = 17 runs unbroken

GOSBTS

Wow, you're an optimist!

 

[stss30]

Brown has gone and the game is up

 

[Titanic]

Yardy/Brown partnership fell a bit short of target adding only a further 53 runs of the 221 needed after lunch

Revised schedule:

Brown/Zaidi partnership = adds an incredible 95 runs
8th wicket partnership = adds a feasible 33 runs
9th wicket partnership = adds a plausible 24 runs
10th wicket partnership = 17 runs unbroken

GOSBTS

Can we have a revised schedule?

 

[Thunder Bolt]

148-7

 

[stss30]

Yardy/Brown partnership fell a bit short of target adding only a further 53 runs of the 221 needed after lunch

Revised schedule:

Brown/Zaidi partnership = adds an incredible 94 runs
8th wicket partnership = adds a feasible 33 runs
9th wicket partnership = adds a plausible 24 runs
10th wicket partnership = 17 runs unbroken

GOSBTS

Revised schedule now, all out within 5 overs.

 

[Titanic]

Can we have a revised schedule?

****it

Indeed

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Can we have a revised schedule?

Yep. A Bresnan hat-trick coming up in the next three overs.

 

[Bold Seagull]

Can we have a revised schedule?

8th wicket partnership = adds a feasible 70 runs
9th wicket partnership = adds a plausible 50 runs
10th wicket partnership = 40 runs unbroken

 

[KZNSeagull]

Can we offer Yorkshire the draw?

 

[Moshe Gariani]

Can we have a revised schedule?

Yes.

****it

 

[Titanic]

Magoffin off in a hurry.

Eight down... two to go

On the brink... what a thoroughly disappointing whimper of an end to the season for Sussex

 

[stss30]

Yes.

Runs now out of the equation.

49 overs to go

Zaidi/Mags = a blocktastic 24.3 overs
9th wicket = a plausible 13.5 overs
10 wicket pair bat out remaining 10.4 overs

Expect a few close calls along the way but no reason why this can't be achieved.

To be honest I have to give your post a like, love your optimism. If we're 3-0 down vs Bolton tomorrow I hope you'll be predicting we'll win 4-3.

Oops 8th wicket has fallen

 

[Papa Lazarou]

8 down, start the car

 

[Thunder Bolt]

That's why we're going down