porkdog
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hopefully she dies soon, shes doing my head in. i dont think its fair that one person gets so much attention when there are so many people out there exactly the same if not worse,
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Don Quixote
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Is she going to die live on air?
Basil Fawlty
Don't Mention The War
I think she pop her racist clogs sometime next week. Yes there is a Special commerative issuse going to be appearing in OK, and The Sun are going to consider doing one aswell!
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You're both wrong.
It's either 'He is from Teesside' or 'He's from Teesside'.
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Winker
CUM ON FEEL THE NOIZE
Let's hope her life story doesn't come out as a pop-up book - now that would be scary!
coventrygull
the right one
OK magazine have already published a tribute issue. It just gets worse. f*** sake what is wrong with this country 
Buzzer
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As posted somewhere else:
JADE - The Expurgated Biography
1. She faced court action over thousands of pounds of unpaid rent.
2. Just hours after arriving (on Big Brother), she had flashed one of her boobs and left viewers stunned with a torrent of foul language.
3. Jade was a figure of ridicule. She was branded a “pig”, two-faced and ignorant. Rival contestants labelled her “thick” and “ugly”.
4. Viewers switched on to watch tipsy Jade strip off during a drinking game to flash her “kebab”.
5. She thought East Anglia was called East Angular, and that it was somewhere near Tunisia. And she reckoned Rio de Janeiro was a person.
6. Jade kept trotting out the clangers . . . Mona Lisa was painted by “Pistachio”, Mother Teresa was from Germany, Portugal was “in Spain” and “Saddam Hussein was a boxer”.
7. Jade put it best herself when she confessed: “I may not be the sharpest tool in the sandwich box.”
8. “If I hadn’t made it on Big Brother I would probably have been living in a council flat with my mum.”
9. Lapping up the publicity, she once told a reporter she planned to dedicate a room in her house to all her front-page covers.
10. She started dating Jack Tweed. Jade had spotted him in a nightclub before, but had no idea he was six years her junior. She was smitten from the start, and the couple had sex on their first date at London’s Sanderson Hotel.
11. Their romance was to be played out in the full glare of the public when they both went into the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2007—joined by Jade’s mum Jackiey. But the programme that made Jade almost broke her this time as she became embroiled in a race row with Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. She ranted at the actress: “You’re not some princess in f*****g Neverland. I don’t give a s**t. You’re a normal housemate like everybody else. You need to come to terms with that.” She added: “Go back to the slums and find out what real life is about lady.”
12. Later Jade confessed she wanted to headbutt the Indian actress and branded her “Shilpa Poppadom”.
13. Jade’s popularity nosedived overnight and Ofcom received a staggering 45,000 complaints. Her perfume was removed from the shelves and her autobiography dropped by publishers.
14. She then contracted cancer and turned out to be a f***ing saint.
JADE - The Expurgated Biography
1. She faced court action over thousands of pounds of unpaid rent.
2. Just hours after arriving (on Big Brother), she had flashed one of her boobs and left viewers stunned with a torrent of foul language.
3. Jade was a figure of ridicule. She was branded a “pig”, two-faced and ignorant. Rival contestants labelled her “thick” and “ugly”.
4. Viewers switched on to watch tipsy Jade strip off during a drinking game to flash her “kebab”.
5. She thought East Anglia was called East Angular, and that it was somewhere near Tunisia. And she reckoned Rio de Janeiro was a person.
6. Jade kept trotting out the clangers . . . Mona Lisa was painted by “Pistachio”, Mother Teresa was from Germany, Portugal was “in Spain” and “Saddam Hussein was a boxer”.
7. Jade put it best herself when she confessed: “I may not be the sharpest tool in the sandwich box.”
8. “If I hadn’t made it on Big Brother I would probably have been living in a council flat with my mum.”
9. Lapping up the publicity, she once told a reporter she planned to dedicate a room in her house to all her front-page covers.
10. She started dating Jack Tweed. Jade had spotted him in a nightclub before, but had no idea he was six years her junior. She was smitten from the start, and the couple had sex on their first date at London’s Sanderson Hotel.
11. Their romance was to be played out in the full glare of the public when they both went into the Celebrity Big Brother house in 2007—joined by Jade’s mum Jackiey. But the programme that made Jade almost broke her this time as she became embroiled in a race row with Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty. She ranted at the actress: “You’re not some princess in f*****g Neverland. I don’t give a s**t. You’re a normal housemate like everybody else. You need to come to terms with that.” She added: “Go back to the slums and find out what real life is about lady.”
12. Later Jade confessed she wanted to headbutt the Indian actress and branded her “Shilpa Poppadom”.
13. Jade’s popularity nosedived overnight and Ofcom received a staggering 45,000 complaints. Her perfume was removed from the shelves and her autobiography dropped by publishers.
14. She then contracted cancer and turned out to be a f***ing saint.
The Large One
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The real open-ended tragedy is that we're still talking about her.
coventrygull
the right one
Agree. Jade Goody a saint for a dumbed down nation. Tragic
The Large One
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You're not wrong, but I'd go further.
'Embarrassing' came and went yonks ago, we're way beyond that - into a stratospere that doesn't have a name and defies description. I never though society could demean itself so shamelessly and hopelessly.
It's one thing her doing this, but if we ignored it, it would go away. But we haven't. As I said, Clifford and OK dignify and justify our collective stupidity (sadly, we as a society are all in this together) by condoning the real open-ended tragedy. Not her demise, but the fact that we're still talking about her and her relative meaninglessness.
If we don't think about her, she WILL go away.
andybaha
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OK and Hello probably fighting a bidding war over her autopsy pics at this very moment.
Gilliver's Travels
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And if you want to see how dumb Brits have become, read these 'tributes' from Jade devotees.
It's not just the abysmal grasp of English, not just the crass, treacly, text-speak sentiments... It's the fact that so many people clearly imagine that this racist, talentless, gormless, utterly pointless person has suddenly become some kind of saintly figure deserving of their queasy adoration, hollow prayers and plastic tears - just by being stricken with a disease that routinely ends the lives of one third of this country's population.
Vatican Citys No.2 Keeper
Rebels & Albion
At least he will by the end of the month, as someone complained to Press Complaints Commision, preventing any more news being put in papers for welfare of the children until sometime this month i believe, hence why the story died out so quickly
Brian Fantana
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"omg!! this is saddest and worst ting to happen too any1"
Where do these examples of pondlife come from?
bhaexpress
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Hit, nail, head, on.
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