The Spanish
Well-known member
Monday - the brave fighter carks.
Tuesday - autobiog "It's Been A Right Laugh Eh!", with foreword by "Shilpa Fuckawala" hits the bookshelves.
Wednesday - her perfume range "Deathbed" - based on the actual scents noted by Max Clifford during her final excretions - goes on sale at Boots, £4.99 for 50ml.
Thursday - one of her kids announces that it'll appear in the next series of Celebrity Big Brother "because a star up in heaven twinkled to say it was ok".
lets hope he is right about the karma eh. now that would be funny.