Lizard Central

[Scotty Mac]

Well one of our MAJOR players lives in PETERBOROUGH now and if you want to play the FULL STRENGTH Lizards you're gonna have to WAIT, aren't you now? BOY.

tw of our major players are going to be in newcastle and portsmouth in a few weeks

looks like being an exhibition match which will be just as much for the enjoyment of a packed stadium as it will be for the satisfaction of MURDERING the lizards

 

[Safeway]

I'm going to RIP each and every ONE of you little ****s a new ARSEHOLE.

 

[Safeway]

The UNIFORM of LEGENDS.

 

[Scotty Mac]

I'm going to RIP each and every ONE of you little ****s a new ARSEHOLE.

yes please

im going to replace my studs with NAILS

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I'm going to RIP each and every ONE of you little ****s a new ARSEHOLE.

we would do that to you, but it appears you already have TWO


(one being your mouth....geddit?)

 

[Artois]

The UNIFORM of LEGENDS.

Go on the 'LOPE

 

[CHAPPERS]

R DAZZLE BABY

 

[Da Man Clay]

When do the lizards want this game then? Or are they going to chicken out.

 

[Safeway]

Oi MARTIN, SNORT out the AFC Lizard website. It's not WORKING.

www.afclizard.co.uk

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Scotty Mac]

yelow army

 

[ben andrews' girlfriend]

Those are SHITHOUSE

 

[Artois]

Those are SHITHOUSE

SHITHOUSE CENTRAL.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Those are SHITHOUSE

you won't be saying that when you see my tight pecs ripping the seems

 

[Scotty Mac]

Oi MARTIN, SNORT out the AFC Lizard website. It's not WORKING.

www.afclizard.co.uk

rubbish - just like the lizards

 

[Da Man Clay]

you won't be saying that when you see my tight pecs ripping the seems

Or mine.......

 

[Safeway]

AFC Lizard have HISTORY.

www.northstandpolls.com

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Or mine.......

or your giant bulge peeking through your tight shorts

 

[Da Man Clay]

Come on then Lizards, When shall we book this pitch for. I get the feeling your a bit scared of the crocs.

 

[CHAPPERS]

Come on then Lizards, When shall we book this pitch for. I get the feeling your a bit scared of the crocs.

When need to ASSEMBLE our SQUAD.