Lizard Central

[Scotty Mac]

FUMBLE? AHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA.

FUMBLE.

one of the finest attackers to pull on that yellow jersey - him and the BEAST that is Clayton are unstoppable

 

[Da Man Clay]

one of the finest attackers to pull on that yellow jersey - him and the BEAST that is Clayton are unstoppable

Oh yes, An attacking dream team.
Unleash the Beast.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

A new WOMB for your mum?

no, a new womb for YOUR mum

 

[CHAPPERS]

I simply CANNOT wait to KICK you little FUCKS up in the AIR.

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

Add Kane to the squad, and you've had it!

You've got KANE on your team? Jeez, if I'd known you had a f***ing 7 foot tall WWE 'superstar' on your team I might have thought twice about the outcome. Probably not though.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

 

[Da Man Clay]

I suggest next Thursday evening, At the waterhall astro. 8 o'clock. Mark can you book the pitch again if it is agreed?

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

I simply CANNOT wait to KICK you little FUCKS up in the AIR.

i'm gonna kick you and then jizz in your open wounds

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

no, a new womb for YOUR mum

That's very kind of you. If you could buy some new sperm for my dad they could get it on and I could have another brother or sister.

 

[CHAPPERS]

I suggest next Thursday evening, At the waterhall astro. 8 o'clock. Mark can you book the pitch again if it is agreed?

We're gonna NEED more time to ASSEMBLE our side. Half the TEAM has f***ed off.

 

[Scotty Mac]

You've got KANE on your team? Jeez, if I'd known you had a f***ing 7 foot tall WWE 'superstar' on your team I might have thought twice about the outcome. Probably not though.

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

I suggest next Thursday evening, At the waterhall astro. 8 o'clock. Mark can you book the pitch again if it is agreed?

Will do, if that date can be confirmed.

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

That's very kind of you. If you could buy some new sperm for my dad they could get it on and I could have another brother or sister.

i'm gonna use MY sperm

then i'll be your dad

kinda

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

We're gonna NEED more time to ASSEMBLE our side. Half the TEAM has f***ed off.

cluck


cluck


f***ing


cluck

 

[Scotty Mac]

We're gonna NEED more time to ASSEMBLE our side. Half the TEAM has f***ed off.

CLUCK CLUCK CLUCK

although that is actually a sensible idea, as i reckon we will need to find out about people buggering off to uni etc

 

[Da Man Clay]

We're gonna NEED more time to ASSEMBLE our side. Half the TEAM has f***ed off.

a WEEK is PLENTY of time. How long do you amatures need?

 

[Garry Nelson's Left Foot]

i'm gonna use MY sperm

then i'll be your dad

kinda

Are you OLD enough to have sperm?

If so.......DAAAADDDDD

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

Are you OLD enough to have sperm?

If so.......DAAAADDDDD

i think so....i did one the other day

 

[CHAPPERS]

a WEEK is PLENTY of time. How long do you amatures need?

Well one of our MAJOR players lives in PETERBOROUGH now and if you want to play the FULL STRENGTH Lizards you're gonna have to WAIT, aren't you now? BOY.

 

[Da Man Clay]

Well your not gonna be playing the full crocs team as one is in NEWCASTLE.