[Albion] Levi Colwill

[John Doe]

Calm down Johnny boy You might find yourself more comfortable here with your competitive rivals: https://www.cpfc.

Thanks for the 85m. Enjoy your FFP sanctions.

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

And thanks for £63m for Cucurella and £20m+ for Potter.

And Gilmour is fitting in wonderfully. But then the mighty Chelsea never sell players they want to keep do they

 

[Solid at the back]

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

That's embarrassing, you paid over 60m for a LB who wouldn't even start for us now. You over paid by about 40 millions quid.

 

[The Fits]

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

I think we'll take the money you've consistently wasted on us cheers John Dildo.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

Is that the Colwill who has had a contract extension sitting there for a while now but hasn't signed it?

 

[John Doe]

That's only partly true. Every player is for sale. It is, however, highly, highly unlikely that we'll offer anywhere near the number it would take to make Chelsea sell. Fair enough, that's Chelsea's prerogative.

So it's up to Chelsea this summer but if you don't give him a) a new contract and b)plenty of playing time then it won't be this time next year.

Also, if you and your like could remember the point I made in the opening paragraph if you come in for Caicedo and don't offer enough that would be nice.

Obviously every player in the world has got their price, but for some you will have to pay WAYYY over their true value to acquire them. One of those players is Colwill. He's untransferable according to reports from the club.

As for a contract and playing time, the contract offer will end up being more than satisfactory and the club also view him as our centrepiece CB, his pay and playing time will be more than suitable. I've got no worries about that

Lastly, whilst I.want Caicedo, I don't want him at the cost of 80m+ and for sure not at the cost of Colwill. So I'd be very happy if we ceased to do business and we both keep our respective players

 

[Icy Gull]

I think dead John has a point but we can dream….although I did not dream we’d end up sixth and Chelsea mid table when last season started…proof that dreams that surpass your expectations can come true

 

[John Doe]

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A Chelsea reject and soon to be a Chelsea star.

There both Chelsea I guess tho

 

[brighton_tom]

Thanks for letting Colwill use you as a training ground

If anything that just shows more Chelsea incompetence this season, seeing as we finished 6 places & 18 points above you.

 

[Justice]

Why is your new owner obsessed with Brighton? It’s very f***ing weird John.

 

[essbee1]

A Chelsea reject and soon to be a Chelsea star.

There both Chelsea I guess tho

There -> They're.

 

[Icy Gull]

A Chelsea reject and soon to be a Chelsea star.

There both Chelsea I guess tho

They’re not there FFS

and they’re not are they?

 

[dadams2k11]

A Chelsea reject and soon to be a Chelsea star.

There both Chelsea I guess tho

Might get messy if he hands a transfer request in.

Colwill knows when he's at a well run club, and not owned by a kid in a sweet shop.

Thanks for the 6pts and the laughs this season.

 

[John Doe]

You’ve got some nerve coming on a top six forum son!

Look, we give you our cast-offs whilst upgrading them. That’s the new normal. Yes, we’ve pulled your pants down and taken your European spot but you know what, it’s classic ‘good triumphs over evil’ stuff. All that blood money from Roman spooged over your entitled faces and you think you’re the best club in the world.

Well no.

Chelsea is rotten to the core and now you have exactly what you deserve; The Todd. He is going to f*** your soulless club more than you could ever imagine whilst the rest of the football world cries with laughter.

Now be gone from here!

Castofffs? HAHA!! Cucurella was your POTY and Brighton were begging all over social media for him not to leave. He left Brighton as a star player to come and play 2nd fiddle to Chilwell. That's all you need to know about the difference in levels between the clubs

The only castoff in this situation was Gilmour who was only good enough for our reserve side but has lately found a place in your 1st team. Once again levels

As for haven taken our European spot, big clubs don't aspire to be in the EL and think it's a subpar Competition. Nobody even takes it seriously until the latter stages and most believe it to be a hindrance. Only the small teams celebrate competing in such a competition.

And nah, we don't believe ourselves to be the biggest club in the world, just one of the biggest and we will prove that next season with the help of our young phenom CB and probably your best player too.

Anyway basque in the glory of your fairytale season, because next season will go back to normality and Brighton will once again be hovering in midtable, just making up the numbers

 

[John Doe]

They’re not there FFS

and they’re not are they?

My bad I made a grammatical error and I thank you for pointing it out

But they very much are what I described

 

[Nobby Cybergoat]

Castofffs? HAHA!! Cucurella was your POTY and Brighton were begging all over social media for him not to leave. He left Brighton as a star player to come and play 2nd fiddle to Chilwell. That's all you need to know about the difference in levels between the clubs

The only castoff in this situation was Gilmour who was only good enough for our reserve side but has lately found a place in your 1st team. Once again levels

As for haven taken our European spot, big clubs don't aspire to be in the EL and think it's a subpar Competition. Nobody even takes it seriously until the latter stages and most believe it to be a hindrance. Only the small teams celebrate competing in such a competition.

And nah, we don't believe ourselves to be the biggest club in the world, just one of the biggest and we will prove that next season with the help of our young phenom CB and probably your best player too.

Anyway basque in the glory of your fairytale season, because next season will go back to normality and Brighton will once again be hovering in midtable, just making up the numbers

You signing Xabi Alonso as well are you?

 

[Icy Gull]

My bad I made a grammatical error and I thank you for pointing it out

But they very much are what I described

Gilmour is an Albion player end of

It’s an NSC thing to point out grammatical errors btw

 

[John Doe]

I think we'll take the money you've consistently wasted on us cheers John Dildo.

Uhm, it has very little use seeing how all the players you could buy with that money, have little to no interest in playing for the mighty Brighton.

It looks good in the bank account tho

 

[Icy Gull]

Uhm, it has very little use seeing how all the players you could buy with that money, have little to no interest in playing for the mighty Brighton.

It looks good in the bank account tho

Can you really not see what a complete f*** up your recruitment has been since the Yank took over from the blood money funding of the Russian? Or maybe you just don’t care.

Don’t be surprised that most football fans want you and Newcastle to fail.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

Uhm, it has very little use seeing how all the players you could buy with that money, have little to no interest in playing for the mighty Brighton.

It looks good in the bank account tho

Which players?

We seem to sign all the players we are interested in.