Let's talk about something other than Gus. You choose. Go on.

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

God is the world champion at Hide n seek , he's all around but no ones seen him

He can't be that good. You found him!!!!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I was once shaved around the genital area for a hernia operation by a softly spoken Liverpudlian male nurse. This is the first time I have ever mentioned that on an Internet forum.

Well done to you. I think we should reveal the times we were oddly excited by a gentle-handed chap, as he sheared away at our copse industrially.
I find in these clinics, that i have been back and forth to in recent times thanks to an achey ball, that really when someone touches you you ought to get a tiny bit aroused. It's an insult if you don't, i fear. My little tiddler being dormant during the groping makes me think of having a small tattoo of SORRY under the foreskin. That can be for i'm under or over hard. It seems the decent thing to do.

 

[Doc Lynam]

Well done to you. I think we should reveal the times we were oddly excited by a gentle-handed chap, as he sheared away at our copse industrially.
I find in these clinics, that i have been back and forth to in recent times thanks to an achey ball, that really when someone touches you you ought to get a tiny bit aroused. It's an insult if you don't, i fear. My little tiddler being dormant during the groping makes me think of having a small tattoo of SORRY under the foreskin. That can be for i'm under or over hard. It seems the decent thing to do.

Heart warming stuff

 

[birthofanorange]

makes me think of having a small tattoo of SORRY under the foreskin.

That awful series with Ronnie Corbett?

 

[Doc Lynam]

That awful series with Ronnie Corbett?

I liked it as a kid, TIMOTHY!

 

[brakespear]

That's some crazy gastropod porn you've got going on - good work.

gastropod/cephalopod.

 

[Questions]

Well done to you. I think we should reveal the times we were oddly excited by a gentle-handed chap, as he sheared away at our copse industrially.
I find in these clinics, that i have been back and forth to in recent times thanks to an achey ball, that really when someone touches you you ought to get a tiny bit aroused. It's an insult if you don't, i fear. My little tiddler being dormant during the groping makes me think of having a small tattoo of SORRY under the foreskin. That can be for i'm under or over hard. It seems the decent thing to do.

What upset me though MB was when he had to move my manhood to one side he said in this slightly effinate drawl, " Lets plop this little fellow over here shall we"
That stays with you mate....... That never leaves you.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

What upset me though MB was when he had to move my manhood to one side he said in this slightly effinate drawl, " Lets plop this little fellow over here shall we"
That stays with you mate....... That never leaves you.

 

[KZNSeagull]

Is it wrong for men to play Candy Crush Saga on facebook?

 

[Doc Lynam]

What upset me though MB was when he had to move my manhood to one side he said in this slightly effinate drawl, " Lets plop this little fellow over here shall we"
That stays with you mate....... That never leaves you.

Could have been worse, just imagine if he stroked it and kissed it goodbye!

 

[Meade's Ball]

That awful series with Ronnie Corbett?

hehe
I could have LANGUAGE and TIMOTHY on each ball.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Is it wrong for men to play Candy Crush Saga on facebook?

No. Send me some lives. Thanks.

 

[KZNSeagull]

No. Send me some lives. Thanks.

Er, how?

 

[GingerBeerMan]

Where does the username Bozza come from. Is Wozza related to Bozza

 

[birthofanorange]

hehe
I could have LANGUAGE and TIMOTHY on each ball.

Now that I'd like to see! Erm.....on second thoughts. Still, would make an interesting conversation piece should you ever find yourself naked from the waist down in a crowded room - again.

 

[happypig]

How zahahahaha would improve things


yes, I'm bored

 

[Norman Potting]

I had a small ginger cat climb on to the bonnet of my car today whilst on my rounds just as I was about to drive off. It then climbed onto the roof for a bit before going into the bushes, presumably to persecute a mouse or two.