Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[Coldeanseagull]

On the "Southern plus festive" theme (with humble apologies to Rudolf)…

Southern, the poor rail franchise
Rarely ran its trains at night
And if you ever saw one
You’d be overcome with fright
Loads of the Albion faithful
Suffered lots when trains no-showed
Southern would simply tell them
Our trains won’t be D-O-O-ed
Then one night when Villa came
Southern called its staff and said
"Lads why don’t you phone in sick
and show Brighton we’ll take the Mick"
Eastbourne to Falmer cancelled
And Brighton heading eas-ter-ly
Southern, the passengers’ nightmare
Must like spreading mi-ser-y

Well goodly

 

[Taybha]

I like trains la la la







.

 

[Bry Nylon]

To the tune of 'We Three Kings'...

We the fans of Albion are
Some came in taxis, some came in cars
Some came on scooters, beeping their hooters
So Southern can shove their trains
Right up their arse

 

[dazzer6666]

(To the tune of 'you're ****ing ****' or other variants)

We've got no trains
We've got no trains
We've got no trains, We've got no trains
We've got no trains

 

[Taybha]

If i had the wings of a sparrow
If i had the arse of a cow
I'd fly over Charlies penthouse
And shit on the shyster below .

 

[Eeyore]

'You dirty northern b-strds..'

'I'm from London'

'Well, it's six hours on the train..'

 

[Stato]

Of course if all goes well, we can sing:

'We're top of the league,
We're top of the league,
We're walking home, but
We're top of the league.'

 

[Bry Nylon]

Hark now here the Brighton sing
We got here anyway
But as Southern Rail are so fvcking shit
We'll get home on Boxing Day

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

To Lennon's Give Peace A Chance,

" All we are saying, is please run our trains."

Ad nauseam.

 

[blue'n'white]

Apologies if this has been posted already :

https://youtu.be/XidmbICEHjM

 

[Blue Valkyrie]

We hate Southern Fail,
And we hate Southern Fail,
etc.

 

[Argartu]

Build a bonfire, build a bonfire and stick Southern at the top,
Throw on Horton and Grayling and burn the f***ing lot.

 

[pearl]

I was bored on my lunch break, so came up with some more:

Southern, give us a train
Southern, Southern, give us a train
(followed by the inevitable boo when no train turns up)

THAT COULD CATCH ON, LIKE IT

I thought of this waiting on the platform today. Sincere apologies to Lou Reed (rest in peace)

I'm waitin’ for my train
Have a ticket for the game
But it’s never early, it’s always late
Kick off in 5 minutes FFS!
And I’m still waitin’ for my train

I'm walking home

 

[RandyWanger]

I don't think I'll be able to get down from London to be able to sing tonight.

 

[Bozza]

(As in "Shit ground, no fans")

Shit trains, no staff,
Shit trains, no staff.

Or, alternatively:

Shit staff, no trains,
Shit staff, no trains.

Both versions work well.

 

[Simster]

Number one, was broken down
Number two, was broken down
Number three, was broken down
Number four, was broken down
Number five, was broken down
Number six, was broken down
Number seven, was broken down
Number eight, was broken down
Number nine, was broken down
Number ten, was broken down
Number eleven, was broken down
Number twelve, was broken down
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD


Number one, the signals failed
Number two, the signals failed...etc

Number one, the crew were sick
Number two, the crew were sick...etc

Absolutely superb, this. Except it scans better to sing "we all live in a world with Southern Rail"?