Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[SUIYHP]

****ers, where's my train?
****ers ****ers, where's my train?

 

[Lady Whistledown]

They break
They fail
It must be Southern Rail
Southern Rail
Southern Rail...

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Why not a modified Build a Bonfire? With Southern Rail on the top and the RMT in the middle, or vice versa, then sympathisers/haters from both sides will be happy.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Number one, was broken down
Number two, was broken down
Number three, was broken down
Number four, was broken down
Number five, was broken down
Number six, was broken down
Number seven, was broken down
Number eight, was broken down
Number nine, was broken down
Number ten, was broken down
Number eleven, was broken down
Number twelve, was broken down
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD


Number one, the signals failed
Number two, the signals failed...etc

Number one, the crew were sick
Number two, the crew were sick...etc

 

[lawros left foot]

YeT

Southern ****ing ******** ******* ********* ****heads ****ers ****ety ****ers **** *****

It may not scan or even rhyme very well, and the tunes not up to much, but, I think it has a certain something

 

[Me and my Monkey]

Southern ****ing ***** wankers shit ****ers ****ety ****ers **** *****

To the tune of....?

 

[dazzer6666]

It's got to be simple and loud to get picked up on Sky.

Stand up - if you hate Southern

Think this has probably nailed it.

 

[Lady Whistledown]

To the tune of....?

Amazing Grace, I imagine.

 

[lawros left foot]

To the tune of....?

Sorry, I'm more a lyrics man.

 

[seagurn]

If theres not a lot of us there .
shit trains
great fans
shit trains
great fans

or
Hark now hear the brighton sing
southern failed again
and we will walk for evermore
because of southern rail

 

[Easy 10]

You can stick your fvcking "safety" your arse
You can stick your fvcking "safety" up your arse
You can stick your fvcking "safety"
Stick your fvcking "safety"
Stick your fvcking "safety" up your arse

 

[lawros left foot]

Enrest is our leader,
Enrest is our leader,
La la la la,la la la la

 

[Bry Nylon]

Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Thank fvck Santas got some reindeer
And not Southern to pull his sleigh

 

[Yoda]

Jingle bells jingle bells
Jingle all the way
Thank fvck Santas got some reindeer
And not Southern to pull his sleigh

Could change the last line to "And not Southern Railway!"

 

[Wrong-Direction]

Number one, was broken down
Number two, was broken down
Number three, was broken down
Number four, was broken down
Number five, was broken down
Number six, was broken down
Number seven, was broken down
Number eight, was broken down
Number nine, was broken down
Number ten, was broken down
Number eleven, was broken down
Number twelve, was broken down
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
WE ALL LIVE IN A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD
A SOUTHERN RAIL WORLD


Number one, the signals failed
Number two, the signals failed...etc

Number one, the crew were sick
Number two, the crew were sick...etc

Good effort this

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[Winker]

Sack 'em all
Sack 'em all
The long and the short and the tall
We'll get no devotion
Without locomotion
So cheer up me lads
Sack 'em all

 

[Pevenseagull]

Haven't seen everything on here but

'You Dirty Southern Railways'

Must, innit?

 

[Norman Potting]

Has anyone found the keys to open up the "NSC Gold" thread? A large proportion of LOL on this.

 

[Pevenseagull]

Assuming it's been done ....

Walk home, walk home
Through the wind and the rain
'Cause you'll never get a train.
YOU'LL NEVER GET A TRAIN.

 

[SUA Seagull]

On the "Southern plus festive" theme (with humble apologies to Rudolf)…

Southern, the poor rail franchise
Rarely ran its trains at night
And if you ever saw one
You’d be overcome with fright
Loads of the Albion faithful
Suffered lots when trains no-showed
Southern would simply tell them
Our trains won’t be D-O-O-ed
Then one night when Villa came
Southern called its staff and said
"Lads why don’t you phone in sick
and show Brighton we’ll take the Mick"
Eastbourne to Falmer cancelled
And Brighton heading eas-ter-ly
Southern, the passengers’ nightmare
Must like spreading mi-ser-y