Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[HH Brighton]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

Really? You and Chris Grayling the only people with this opinion.

 

[Yoda]

'Show me a train to go home,
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed,
We had a train or two about a year ago,
but now we get a bus instead.
We nevermore can roam,
It makes our mouths all foam,
Southern you are ******* *****
Show me a train to go home.'

Winner

 

[Herne Hill Seagull]

We should be having a pop at Sky while we're at it.

 

[Papa Lazarou]

We should be having a pop at Sky while we're at it.

If we're going for everyone, then the earlier suggestion of Build a Bonfire looks the best option. Just alter the lyrics a little.

 

[e77]

To the Leeds fans:

You'll never make the station
That said it is slightly academic because there isn't any trains anyway.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

To the Leeds fans:

You'll never make the station
That said it is slightly academic because there isn't any trains anyway.

Blimey! It's like post #11 Groundhog Day

 

[pasty]

Walk home
Walk home
All the way to Leeds
'cause you'll never catch
a train
you'll never catch
a train

 

[Stato]

I'm sitting in the railway station.
Got a ticket to my destination.
But for a night or more I’ll stand my useless ticket in my hand
And I will never understand why every service has been canned.
Homeward bound,
I wish I was,
Homeward bound,
Hove – No trains to bloody,
Hove – No trains to Haywards,
Heath – No trains to Eastbourne,
Brighton or Seaford.

 

[HCxUK]

We want Southern out!
Say we want Southern out!

Easy to pick up and can be sung for a while

 

[cowburn86]

Won't take me home
Southern won't take me home
From football or back from work
I'll have to stay here
Drinking loads of beer
Southern won't, Southern won't take me home

 

[BBassic]

We should be having a pop at Sky while we're at it.

Now now, we don't want to be fighting a war on two fronts. That's where ze Germans went wrong.

 

[Sussexscots]

Shall we close the...
Shall we close the...
Shall we close the doors for you
Shaaaaalll we close the doors for you

Definitely this!

 

[portslade seagull]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

You could change that to ' sick '

 

[WATFORD zero]

Nice and simple

You'll never leave the station

 

[Grombleton]

To Leeds fans
"You're going home in a Sussex replacement bus service"

 

[GT49er]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

Prefer something that wasn't anti-union - we're not all unreformed Thatcherites, and the RMT aren't perhaps the worst villains in this - maybe something to the tune of Oh Mr. Porter.........

Oh Mr. Maynard, what can we do
We want a train to Brighton but that's something you won't do
You just sit there in London - call yourself a man
You're a w@nker Mr. Maynard - time you had a f@ck|ng plan.

 

[DumLum]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

Typical Tory viewpoint. Hence the long running problem.
Both sides are to blame.

 

[Simster]

Walk home
Walk home
All the way to Leeds
'cause you'll never catch
a train
you'll never catch
a train

I nominate this one as the one most likely to catch on.

 

[Mellotron]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

Seriously?!

 

[dazzer6666]

We want Southern out!
Say we want Southern out!

Easy to pick up and can be sung for a while

This for starters. Got to have 'Southern' in it so it's obvious on the telly.

Any banners planned ?