Lets sing a song for Southern Rail on Friday

[pasty]

To Leeds fans
"You're going home in a Sussex replacement bus service"

Bravo

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

"You vote Tory,you get Tory,
Vote Tory,get Tory.
Tom hark stylee.

 

[bhanutz]

**** the RMT
**** the RMT
**** the RMT
**** the RMT
**** the RMT!!!!

 

[Mackenzie]

There's no trains there,
There's no trains there.
There's no trains there,
There's no trains there.

 

[Yoda]

There's no trains there,
There's no trains there.
There's no trains there,
There's no trains there.

Alternate with here & there

 

[Badger]

Needs to be something about Grayling and Maynard and this horrible party that's in power.

Unlikely to catch on.

Could just sing - you're just a bunch of wankers which covers everyone involved.

Who's that man with all the power
Who's that man we all DEPLORE
Oh, Chris Grayling is his name
And he F**KED up all the trains
And we can't use Southern anymore


Or something like that

 

[studio150]

Southern Rail you're just Dr Beeching in disguise


One for older fans only

 

[Papa Lazarou]

No surrender to the RMT?

A little too close to the mark?

 

[Spiros]

Southern rail w@nk w@nk w@nk
RMT w@nk w@nk w@nk

(repeat ad nauseum, especially if queuing on a station concourse)

 

[Badger]

Southern rail w@nk w@nk w@nk
RMT w@nk w@nk w@nk

(repeat ad nauseum, especially if queuing on a station concourse)

I think this would be the easiest for people to catch on to. Simple and effective

 

[Monkey Man]

You ****ed up our trains
You ****ed up our trai-ains
You stupid *******s
You ****ed up our trains.

 

[Stato]

'Show me a train to go home,
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed,
We had a train or two about a year ago,
but now we get a bus instead.
We nevermore can roam,
It makes our mouths all foam,
Southern you are ******* *****
Show me a train to go home.'

 

[Taybha]

'Show me a train to go home,
I'm tired and I wanna go to bed,
We had a train or two about a year ago,
but now we get a bus instead.
We nevermore can roam,
It makes our mouths all foam,
Southern you are ******* *****
Show me a train to go home.'

Lovely

 

[The Andy Naylor Fan Club]

To the tune of Nellie The Elephant.

Southern Railway have Fu***d up our trains,
They've got another reduced service,
Off home we go,
With the Humpety Hump,
Hump, Hump, Hump.

 

[Murray 17]

They're striking for me,
They're striking for you,
If you believe that,
You've been on the brew!

 

[Badger]

Shall we close the...
Shall we close the...
Shall we close the doors for you
Shaaaaalll we close the doors for you

 

[Official Old Man]

They'll work when they want,
They'll work when they waaaaaant,
The RMT - they'll work when they want.

This. Will only need one person one verse and everyone will catch on. Maybe change RMT to Southern Rail so the viewers can understand.

 

[One Teddy Maybank]

Shall we close the...
Shall we close the...
Shall we close the doors for you
Shaaaaalll we close the doors for you

LoL - winner for me

 

[ChazzyBHA]

"We want Southern out" simple and effective!

 

[Gazwag]

Southern won't take me home
Oh please take me home
I just wanna get a train home from work
The guards are all on strike, led by this **** called Mike (Mick)
Oh please just, please just take me home