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The Wizard

Well-known member
Jul 2, 2009
18,401
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Wales, NI & Rep of ireland have a population of 5 million combined.

It's not rocket science.

Going on your logic then, teams like USA, China, Korea should be some of the best because they have the biggest population? ???
 








saafend_seagull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
14,022
BN1
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Wales, NI & Rep of ireland have a population of 5 million combined.

It's not rocket science.


england is actually about 60m, and wales, n.r, r.ire is about 9m.

but like mentioned the asian countries all have huge populations
 


bhaexpress

New member
Jul 7, 2003
27,627
Kent
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Wales, NI & Rep of ireland have a population of 5 million combined.

It's not rocket science.

Actually it implies what the English think about the other home countries, a bunch of wankers. :wave:
 




Actually it implies what the English think about the other home countries, a bunch of wankers. :wave:

We can call it 'backlash', after decades of curled-lip sweaty twats cheering on everyone we play, and supporting Argentina and Germany, and generally applauding every goal against us.
Then the welsh have been banging on about how much they hate the English, and I can imagine that the Irish and NIrish dislike us too - so why not rub their repugnant LOSING noses in it when we win :blush: :yahoo:
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
Scotland going to the WC is a COMPLETE waste of time anyway.
Two years of qualifying, just for them to play 3 games and embarrass themselves (yet again) in front of the whole world. I think its best for all concerned if the Jocko's stay at home.
 




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New member
May 9, 2008
13,331
Haywards Heath
We can call it 'backlash', after decades of curled-lip sweaty twats cheering on everyone we play, and supporting Argentina and Germany, and generally applauding every goal against us.
Then the welsh have been banging on about how much they hate the English, and I can imagine that the Irish and NIrish dislike us too - so why not rub their repugnant LOSING noses in it when we win :blush: :yahoo:

100% spot on.
 




Easy 10

Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Jul 5, 2003
62,429
Location Location
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Scotland would have a much bigger population if they all didn't move down HERE to live. Of the 55 million in England, at least 20 million of those must be jocks.
They're f***ing EVERYWHERE.
 






Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,311
Ardingly
Scotland would have a much bigger population if they all didn't move down HERE to live. Of the 55 million in England, at least 20 million of those must be jocks.
They're f***ing EVERYWHERE.

So why isn't Hamish a more popular name than Muhammad?

(10 pages)
 






WATFORD zero

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NSC Patron
Jul 10, 2003
27,791
Scotland would have a much bigger population if they all didn't move down HERE to live. Of the 55 million in England, at least 20 million of those must be jocks.
They're f***ing EVERYWHERE.

He's right - I got in last night, and found my wife is a jock and my kids are half jock :eek:
 


Tooting Gull

Well-known member
Jul 5, 2003
11,033
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Wales, NI & Rep of ireland have a population of 5 million combined.

It's not rocket science.

Guess not. So why are Slovenia so much better than you? :jester:
 


Perry Milkins

Just a quiet guy.
Aug 10, 2007
6,311
Ardingly
I was in bonny Scotland just before a major game against Germany. I counted at least 5 German flags hanging iout of bedroom windows on the journey from the airport to the city.

They take a delight in upping any oppos of the English with particular reverence to the Argies and the Germans. I have yet to see any concern south of the border or feigned support to Scotlands adversaries in any competetive sport.

Anyone think to hang out the Dutch flag last night? Any top English pro sportsman (aside from Tennis) adorn the Dutch shirt whilst giving an IV?

Goes around and comes around.
 


SJ's Love Monkey

Ambrose-ia
Feb 8, 2005
10,489
Just chuckling at Charlton
I was in bonny Scotland just before a major game against Germany. I counted at least 5 German flags hanging iout of bedroom windows on the journey from the airport to the city.

They take a delight in upping any oppos of the English with particular reverence to the Argies and the Germans. I have yet to see any concern south of the border or feigned support to Scotlands adversaries in any competetive sport.

Anyone think to hang out the Dutch flag last night? Any top English pro sportsman (aside from Tennis) adorn the Dutch shirt whilst giving an IV?

Goes around and comes around.


Very articulate point and if i may say so beautifully made Car Wash, i like you
 




Silent Bob

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Dec 6, 2004
22,172
The difference between England and all the other Home Nations:

England has a population of 55 million.

Scotland has a population of 5 million.

Wales, NI & Rep of ireland have a population of 5 million combined.

It's not rocket science.
So China and India to play out the World Cup final? ???
 


Jambo Seagull

Well-known member
Jul 18, 2003
1,487
The Athens of the North
Guess not. So why are Slovenia so much better than you? :jester:

They're not. The last time we played them we beat them 3-0 in Slovenia.

Anyway, fair play to England. You've been very impressive so far and at long last you've got a decent manager rather than a complete charlatan or Forrest Gump. I'm worried!
 


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