[Albion] Let's all kill ourselves NOW!

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Top three threads on here tonight are soaked in sad, sad wee.

There is only one thing for it.

The ultimate doom and gloom thead.

So how are you going to do it?

Pills? Refuse to breathe? Skweem and skweem until you're thick?

Poll to follow (but there will doubtless be another stonker thread started by someone else soon; my guess is 'why didn't we sing Rashford?' or simply Barber OUT!!!!)

FFS

 

[Stat Brother]

Would be nice.

 

[AmexRuislip]

:d

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

 

[Skaville]

I’d be trampled on by Dan Burn

 

[Motogull]

I've got hold of a trailer load of laxatives. I'm going in.

 

[Albion Dan]

Top three threads on here tonight are soaked in sad, sad wee.



FFS

Ooohh snigger snigger, he he, another childish joke about wetting the bed. How clever. Now toddle off back to the 8 year olds.

 

[Weststander]

Nah, it’s only football. Punch drunk from 4 seasons of rarely winning in the $$$$ League, the next day I don’t feel bothered at all. You’ve got to laugh.

 

[GREASED WEASEL]

I thought for a minute Trump had won Pennsylvania!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

I’m going to go slowly by giving our strikers rifles and permission to shoot me.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Ooohh snigger snigger, he he, another childish joke about wetting the bed. How clever. Now toddle off back to the 8 year olds.

Must do better

 

[Thompson720]

Way ahead of you my friend

 

[Hampster Gull]

If i had to do it a gun would be my preference i guess

 

[hart's shirt]

Soap on a rope?

 

[hart's shirt]

 

[vegster]

Top three threads on here tonight are soaked in sad, sad wee.

There is only one thing for it.

The ultimate doom and gloom thead.

So how are you going to do it?

Pills? Refuse to breathe? Skweem and skweem until you're thick?

Poll to follow (but there will doubtless be another stonker thread started by someone else soon; my guess is 'why didn't we sing Rashford?' or simply Barber OUT!!!!)

FFS

Probably by dying of boredom!

 

[BNthree]

Top three threads on here tonight are soaked in sad, sad wee.

There is only one thing for it.

The ultimate doom and gloom thead.

So how are you going to do it?

Pills? Refuse to breathe? Skweem and skweem until you're thick?

Poll to follow (but there will doubtless be another stonker thread started by someone else soon; my guess is 'why didn't we sing Rashford?' or simply Barber OUT!!!!)

FFS

You first please.

 

[A1X]

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

Soap on a rope?

Nope.

(that's how the last option should have ended but I allowed my childish 8 year old exuberance to get the better of me. )

 

[Swansman]

I'm going to drink a lot of vodka and stay at home because they changed the door code meaning I cant get in if I get out.