[Albion] Let's all kill ourselves NOW!

[ferring seagull]

I’m going to go slowly by giving our strikers rifles and permission to shoot me.

Sadly they don't shoot too often and when they do they are not usually particularly accurate so you could end up with a serious permanent injury rather than your chosen outcome !

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

**** me. Another four urolagnia* threads started, now. Tragic and sad

*Don't google it. Trust me.

 

[Harry Wilson's tackle]

I'm going to drink a lot of vodka and stay at home because they changed the door code meaning I cant get in if I get out.

You need to sort out your priorities, mate

 

[studio150]

So that I suffer the most pain, I'm going to listen to the new Little Mix album which is out today.

 

[Winker]

I've voted for soap. I'm not sure if that means watching 100 hours of East Enders on a loop or stuffing a bar of Lux down my windpipe but either will wipe me out.

 

[Motogull]

So that I suffer the most pain, I'm going to listen to the new Little Mix album which is out today.

Don't do it man!

 

[dejavuatbtn]

Sadly they don't shoot too often and when they do they are not usually particularly accurate so you could end up with a serious permanent injury rather than your chosen outcome !

I was really banking on them missing me completely. Perhaps Trossard could be excused duties that day.