Kev wonderful Xmas might end up in tragedy.

[Kinky Gerbil]

kev you find the girl of your dreams and you blow it, she is in tears now

 

[Dancin Ninja BHA]

I got so pissed on my bday i ended up naked in my bed and i cant remember a thing. I got over 100 quid. . I puked up everywhere. Me and my Gf are on the verge of spliting up today because i been lieing to her. But i will sort this out tonight. I HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!

Kev, you are a f***ing RETARD

Can't you just f*** off, and leave NSC alone?

 

[dougdeep]

Dancing Ninja or Kev? Anybody care to do a poll?

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

Dancing Ninja or Kev? Anybody care to do a poll?

what on pro evo, fm or gta?

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I am even more rich now. i got another tenner for doing my paperround. :thud: its time to faint.

So, you've got 110 pounds now! f*** me Kev - get a deposit down on a house, order that Lamborgini, Champagne & caviar please.

Classic

 

[Wardy]

Going back to the first point of this thread i have a few questions?

1. Where was your g/f while this other friend was feeling down and you put your arm round her?

2. Have you spoke to said friend and asked her to point out to your g/f that she would not touch you with a barge poll and that nothing happend?

3. Where in Brighton did you go because a mate of mine said he had a good f*** with a newbie for £100 and I was wondering if it was you?

4. Can you post a picture of youself so i can show him?

5. Did your mum not tell you that any more then 2 bags of wine gums will make you sick?

 

[bathseagull]

kep the ape - over 3500 posts since august

that's some going!

 

[Wardy]

kep the ape - over 3500 posts since august

that's some going!

Not if you have read 1/2 of them it is not.

 

[bathseagull]

Not if you have read 1/2 of them it is not.

fair point

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

hero

 

[bathseagull]

anyone met him?

 

[donuts]

nope

 

[Dawsey]

I know his girlfriend (well his ex girlfriend as it seems to be now)

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

i know him


exactly the same in real life as he is on here

simply magical

 

[Lord Cornwallis]

So, you've got 110 pounds now! f*** me Kev - get a deposit down on a house, order that Lamborgini, Champagne & caviar please.

Classic

Don't listen to him Kev, you're only 18 once. Spend the money on a nice new Chopper, and do your paper round in stile.

 

[The Great Cornholio]

yeah i got into my spare pyjamas.

You have all picked up on him doing a paper round whilst 18 but - PYJAMAS? And a spare pair to boot!

I think the source of your viriginity may be coming clear!

 

[Everest]

Is it Groundhog Day?

Every time Kev the Ape comes on it's "who wants to kill the F*ing retard", I'm not reading it on principle.

 

[Bluejuice]

Who wants to kill the f*ing retard?

 

[Cheeky Monkey]

Who wants to kill the f*ing retard?

My sentiments exactly

 

[Theatre of Trees]

You have all picked up on him doing a paper round whilst 18 but - PYJAMAS? And a spare pair to boot!

I think the source of your viriginity may be coming clear!

Yes I noticed that too.