Kev wonderful Xmas might end up in tragedy.

[Hungry Joe]

Yes I noticed that too.

So did I but I've only just stopped laughing long enough to type.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Portslade one nice and easy 14 papers a day.

Do you do that little close just behind Benfield Valley by any chance?

 

[Kev the Ape]

I know his girlfriend (well his ex girlfriend as it seems to be now)

still my gf.

 

[Dawsey]

Are you sure that she isn't seeing anyone behind your back Kev

 

[SussexHoop]

still my gf.

Having her as your avatar does not make her your girlfriend!

 

[Kev the Ape]

Are you sure that she isn't seeing anyone behind your back Kev

mmmm what that supposed to mean?

 

[Dawsey]

mmmm what that supposed to mean?

 

[Kev the Ape]

Of course she aint cheating!!

 

[BUTTERBALL]

 

[fatboy]

You are 18 and STILL do a paper round

Until you are too old to tolerate early mornings, paper rounds are good.

You get some good exercie, they don't take long and you get to read the papers first.

 

[fatboy]

My old dad had to do a 60 paper delivery.

How is your young dad these days?

 

[Everest]

kev you find the girl of your dreams and you blow it

That's the trouble. Too much blowing, not enough sucking.

 

[Scotty Mac]

good grief

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Kev do you deliver to Thornbush Crescent? Cos my gf's paperboy tried to rape her

 

[tedebear]

oh leave him be everyone - poor sod

 

[Seagullible]

Is it Groundhog Day?

Every time Kev the Ape comes on it's "who wants to kill the F*ing retard", I'm not reading it on principle.

 

[Kev the Ape]

How is your young dad these days?

Knackered, past it, and very very old. And limping.

 

[Braders]

Having her as your avatar does not make her your girlfriend!

of course it bloody does

 

[Spicy]

oh leave him be everyone - poor sod

Agreed, give the bloke a break.

 

[Happy Seagull]

Agreed, give the bloke a break.

Arm or leg?