Kev wonderful Xmas might end up in tragedy.

[Kev the Ape]

I got so pissed on my bday i ended up naked in my bed and i cant remember a thing. I got over 100 quid. . I puked up everywhere. Me and my Gf are on the verge of spliting up today because i been lieing to her. But i will sort this out tonight. I HOPE!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Dawsey]

What lies have you told Kev?

 

[itszamora]

Was anyone else naked with you?

 

[dougdeep]

You found yourself naked with a hundred pounds? It could only happen in Brighton.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Well i put my arm round my friend to comfort her and she sent me a text message saying why did you come on to me and this shit. And today my gf saw it and she wasnt a happy bunny and she said whats this and i couldnt tell her the truth i was really nervous. . And then she told me to f*** off and other shit.

 

[Kev the Ape]

Was anyone else naked with you?

Noone just in my bed naked.

 

[Kev the Ape]

You found yourself naked with a hundred pounds? It could only happen in Brighton.

, i woke up in the morning and my mum said you got over 100 quid i thought wow.

 

[itszamora]

, i woke up in the morning and my mum said you got over 100 quid i thought wow.

I'd be worried if I were you. Noticed any bruising around the rectal area? Feeling a little tender down there?

 

[Kev the Ape]

I'd be worried if I were you. Noticed any bruising around the rectal area? Feeling a little tender down there?

f*** off no it was all from my friends and stuff.

 

[Happy Seagull]

i woke up nakid in the morning with my mum and she paid me over 100 quid i thought wow.

Even better than the Falmer story

 

[itszamora]

f*** off no it was all from my friends and stuff.

If I were a prostitute, I think I'd prefer it to be strangers rather than my mates...

 

[Dawsey]

I feel a NSC Gold thread developing

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

, i woke up in the morning and my mum said you got over 100 quid i thought wow.

I do hope you got dressed before your mum told you the good news

 

[Everest]

Did your friends get a discount?

 

[Kev the Ape]

I do hope you got dressed before your mum told you the good news

yeah i got into my spare pyjamas.

 

[Incredigull]

You found yourself naked with a hundred pounds? It could only happen in Brighton.

From sitting on a milking stool with a couple of mates ??

 

[dougdeep]

It's good to have you back Kev. It's been quiet without you!

 

[John Boy]

 

[Kev the Ape]

It's good to have you back Kev. It's been quiet without you!

I am even more rich now. i got another tenner for doing my paperround. :thud: its time to faint.

 

[Dawsey]