Kev The Ape Unable To Post

[GUNTER]

.....he's at school!

 

[Easy 10]

That should surely read:

Kev the Ape Unable To Post.....

....anything in the slightest bit interesting

 

[Artois]

Kev the Ape unable to post......


....due to being BANNED by the Mods?

 

[Everest]

Ssssssshhhhhhhhh!

He probably does a search when he gets home to see what's been said about him.

 

[Artois]

Ssssssshhhhhhhhh!

He probably does a search when he gets home to see what's been said about him.

"Your search has produced 837,234,589 threads."

 

[Everest]

1865 posts in 68 days = 27.42 posts per day.
Thank God he goes to school.

 

[Braders]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

jesus

 

[Rangdo]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

jesus

Yeah jesus. Leave him alone you religious nut.

 

[Kinky Gerbil]

1865 post in 64 days is that a record?

 

[Yoda]

1865 post in 64 days is that a record?

And I wonder how many of them are on fking PES4?

I reckon he's on commission from the makers of the game.

 

[Bluejuice]

What was the result on his ex girlfriend poll?

1. She dumped me for a cabbage 23%
2. She was in fact a he 47%
3. I am in fact frightened of girls and will never have sex 30%

 

[Artois]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

jesus

What do you mean leave him alone?

You're the one who bounced this thread back to the top...

 

[saafend_seagull]

1865 post in 64 days is that a record?

probably very close to your own record.

 

[Braders]

why is it whenever someone a bit different from the norm on NSC comes it turns into a witch hunt on here

happened to me , happened to Strike , now its Kev

 

[GUNTER]

I really like the guy, just a bit of fun, a bit of an aside at all of those who really have had a go at his harmless postings over the past week or so.

 

[Artois]

why is it whenever someone a bit different from the norm on NSC comes it turns into a witch hunt on here

happened to me , happened to Strike , now its Kev

Define 'different from the norm' for me...

 

[Brovion]

why is it whenever someone a bit different from the norm on NSC comes it turns into a witch hunt on here

happened to me , happened to Strike , now its Kev

Well look at it from our point of view. NSC has often been compared to a pub, so here we are, at the bar, we're having a pint and a bit of a chat about football, music, politics, whatever (Safeway and Chappers are eyeing up the girls) but this kid keeps running in and saying stuff like "Hey Mum, Dad look at me, look I can stuff a whole packet of crisps in my mou.. umf .. ummth". The first few times it can be funny but then in gets a bit irritating, so someone says "calm down". Then his parents (Dougdeep and Spicy) say something like"Don't pick on him he's just a kid weren't you lot kids once too?" and a full-scale row develops.

You too were a bit of a pain when you first started posting, but you calmed down and I think you make loads of good contributions now. You probably always did but they got lost in the drivel. Kev too is basically a good lad at heart, I'm sure he'll end up like you and not like the mother and father of all irritating posters - dwayne. (Having said that I really miss him).

 

[Artois]

Well look at it from our point of view. NSC has often been compared to a pub, so here we are, at the bar, we're having a pint and a bit of a chat about football, music, politics, whatever (Safeway and Chappers are eyeing up the girls) but this kid keeps running in and saying stuff like "Hey Mum, Dad look at me, look I can stuff a whole packet of crisps in my mou.. umf .. ummth". The first few times it can be funny but then in gets a bit irritating, so someone says "calm down". Then his parents (Dougdeep and Spicy) say something like"Don't pick on him he's just a kid weren't you lot kids once too?" and a full-scale row develops.

You too were a bit of a pain when you first started posting, but you calmed down and I think you make loads of good contributions now. You probably always did but they got lost in the drivel. Kev too is basically a good lad at heart, I'm sure he'll end up like you and not like the mother and father of all irritating posters - dwayne. (Having said that I really miss him).

BRILLIANT.

Sums it up PERFECTLY.

 

[Brighton till i die]

i f***ing LOVE this site!

funny as f***!

 

[Couldn't give a rats arse]

BRILLIANT.

Sums it up PERFECTLY.

What he said.