Kev The Ape Unable To Post

[dougdeep]

Don't pick on me and Spicey.

 

[Brovion]

Don't pick on me and Spicey.

Who was picking on you? Finish up your cream sherry and I'll buy you another.

 

[Easy 10]

If NSC is a pub, then I'm the dishevelled looking bloke in the corner on his own, nursing a pint of Mild, leering around and making little grunting noises at everyone.

 

[Bluejuice]

Well I'd have to consider myself the lecherous but dribbling chap in the other corner. Preying on innocent females, should any dare enter, but failing to make any sort of impression bar pity and fear

 

[Everest]

I'm the bloke looking down the barmaids lowcut top telling her that "my wife doesn't understand me".

 

[Wozza]

Well look at it from our point of view. NSC has often been compared to a pub, so here we are, at the bar, we're having a pint and a bit of a chat about football, music, politics, whatever (Safeway and Chappers are eyeing up the girls) but this kid keeps running in and saying stuff like "Hey Mum, Dad look at me, look I can stuff a whole packet of crisps in my mou.. umf .. ummth". The first few times it can be funny but then in gets a bit irritating, so someone says "calm down". Then his parents (Dougdeep and Spicy) say something like"Don't pick on him he's just a kid weren't you lot kids once too?" and a full-scale row develops.

You too were a bit of a pain when you first started posting, but you calmed down and I think you make loads of good contributions now. You probably always did but they got lost in the drivel. Kev too is basically a good lad at heart, I'm sure he'll end up like you and not like the mother and father of all irritating posters - dwayne. (Having said that I really miss him).

Spot on.

PS We clearly need a beer garden for kids.

 

[Cian]

I'm the annoying factoid - in an Irish pub, that means I'm the barman.

 

[Wozza]

No mate, you're fixing the fruit machines.

 

[Simster]

Spot on.

PS We clearly need a beer garden for kids.

We've got one. It's called North Stand Polls.

 

[Everest]

No Sims, that's the playpen

 

[Cian]

No mate, you're fixing the fruit machines.

I said I was in the hypothetical Irish pub, where gambling is not allowed, hence no fruit machines.

 

[dougdeep]

"Last orders please"

 

[Del Boy]

Carry on Kev

 

[Braders]

Well look at it from our point of view. NSC has often been compared to a pub, so here we are, at the bar, we're having a pint and a bit of a chat about football, music, politics, whatever (Safeway and Chappers are eyeing up the girls) but this kid keeps running in and saying stuff like "Hey Mum, Dad look at me, look I can stuff a whole packet of crisps in my mou.. umf .. ummth". The first few times it can be funny but then in gets a bit irritating, so someone says "calm down". Then his parents (Dougdeep and Spicy) say something like"Don't pick on him he's just a kid weren't you lot kids once too?" and a full-scale row develops.

You too were a bit of a pain when you first started posting, but you calmed down and I think you make loads of good contributions now. You probably always did but they got lost in the drivel. Kev too is basically a good lad at heart, I'm sure he'll end up like you and not like the mother and father of all irritating posters - dwayne. (Having said that I really miss him).

couldn't of put it better myself

 

[CAFC Matt]

If NSC was a pub Kev The Ape wouldn't get in

 

[readingstockport]

Kev too is basically a good lad at heart, I'm sure he'll end up like you and not like the mother and father of all irritating posters - dwayne. (Having said that I really miss him).

Not dwayne though surely?

 

[Wozza]

I said I was in the hypothetical Irish pub, where gambling is not allowed, hence no fruit machines.

So you're sitting in the corner TALKING about the technical aspects of fruit machines, even though nobody in the pub gives a f***?

Perfect analogy.

 

[Scotty Mac]

id be at the back with a pipe and a whiskey