Kettle Chips - the OFFICIAL crisp of NSC ?

[Pavilionaire]

I like Pringles and Cheesy Doritos, but when it comes to the crunch its got to be Kettle Chips!

 

[csider]

Kettle chips are rank, there is no way they should be the nsc adopted brand

they taste like f***ing stale cardboard

The official crisp of NSC? :nofuckingway:

how about Walkers normal ones, Monster Munch (any flavour), Skips, Brannigans.....................

Walkers normal ones..........erggh, greasy & limp.

 

[BUTTERBALL]

Motion approved

 

[Scotty Mac]

fucks sake, im going to have to go to the shop now and BUY a packet

 

[The Large One]

I feel a crisps World Cup (a la biscuit European Championships) coming on...

A shout for the Tyrell's vegetable (parnsip, carrot etc) crisps from me.

 

[Easy 10]

Motion approved

Surely you mean:

Motion APPROVED

 

[Easy 10]

Anyway, much as I like Kettle Chips, its not so much the quality of the PRODUCT this was all about. I was just so impressed by the use of CAPITALS on their packets.

If there is any other consumer product out there with a more AGGRESSIVE and NUANCED use of capitals on its packaging, then I'm sure I'm YET to see it.

 

[maffew]

Walkers normal ones..........erggh, greasy & limp.

they're ok, better than kettle chips! nice packet of roast chicken or smokey bacon

though arent most of the veggie flavours containing animal products and vice versa?

 

[Marshy]

I'm a DISCO'S man myself..

 

[Easy 10]

A shout for the Tyrell's vegetable (parnsip, carrot etc) crisps from me.

Weirdo.

 

[The Large One]

Weirdo.

Not at all. Well, not on the crisps front anyhoo.

They're not too shabby and not loaded down with flavours that sting your gums.

 

[Simster]

A shout for the Tyrell's vegetable (parnsip, carrot etc) crisps from me.

OK, how about this one: THEY'RE f***ing HORRIBLE, YOU CLOWN.

 

[The Large One]

OK, how about this one: THEY'RE f***ing HORRIBLE, YOU CLOWN.

I'm gonna have a word with your maker and ask him why he, she or it bothered his, her or its arse to give you any taste buds.

You certainly don't have any need or appreciation for them.

 

[Easy 10]

At least Simster can eat a crisp without worrying that it will "sting his gums", you big gay BEAR

 

[Pavilionaire]

Why would you spend money on a packet of parsnip crisps when you can eat a dogturd off the park for free?

I love the way Mr. Kettle has poo-poo'd the idea of calling his crisps salt and pepper flavour in favour of "Sea Salt and Crushed Black Peppercorns" - it's so dramatic, the sort of crisps you'd imagine Sessions, Gielgud or Olivier would devour with theatrical gusto.

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Kettle Chips are SHITE try putting them on a bit of Kitchen Roll they are STEEPED in frying oil, and are so spikey when you eat them that they lacerate your gob.

Mightiest Crisps of ALL time are:

5: Walkers Marmite
4: Pickled Onion Monster Munch
3: Worcester Sauce French Fries
2: Scampi Fries
1: FRAZZLES

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Why would you spend money on a packet of parsnip crisps when you can eat a dogturd off the park for free?

Can I use that line as my sig?

 

[Pavilionaire]

Frazzles are so sickly that eating a whole packet would even make Kate Moss feel like Fern Britton.

 

[pasty]

1: FRAZZLES

Oh yes.

 

[The Large One]

Why would you spend money on a packet of parsnip crisps when you can eat a dogturd off the park for free?

Wierdo.