Kettle Chips - the OFFICIAL crisp of NSC ?

[Simster]

At least Simster can eat a crisp without worrying that it will "sting his gums", you big gay BEAR

Why would you spend money on a packet of parsnip crisps when you can eat a dogturd off the park for free?

Spot on!

Mightiest Crisps of ALL time are:

5: Walkers Marmite
4: Pickled Onion Monster Munch
3: Worcester Sauce French Fries
2: Scampi Fries
1: FRAZZLES

You couldn't pick a SHITTIER selection if you tried. Unless you included SKIPS, obviously.

 

[TSB]

Kettle chips are 'orrible. Count me out.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i have recently become re-onsessed with SQUARES as well

 

[Pavilionaire]

TLO, you are a parsnip-packing, carrot-crunching crisp philistine. What did you have for lunch - a leek sandwich?

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Spot on!

You couldn't pick a SHITTIER selection if you tried. Unless you included SKIPS, obviously.

You, Sir, know nothing of crisps.

 

[The Large One]

TLO, you are a parsnip-packing, carrot-crunching crisp philistine. What did you have for lunch - a leek sandwich?

Home-made coleslaw on home-made ciabatta bread sandwich actually.

Oh God, I'm not doing very well on this thread, am I?

I don't know why I bothered to enter this thread, I don't actually really like crisps any more.

 

[Simster]

You, Sir, know nothing of crisps.

You f***ing WISH.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Quality lunchage TLO, I'd never THINK of combining ciabatta with coleslaw.

You've really got me thinking now, perhaps I'll cobble together some rhubarb and daffodil coulis with rice for my dinner, washed down of course with a cheeky bottle of elderflower wine (slightly chilled).

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

You f***ing WISH.

You f***ing want some like!

 

[Easy 10]

I'm going to knit myself some lentil yoghurt, then put on some sandals and sit cross-legged in my garden eating it and chanting kum-bi-ah between every delicious mouthful.

 

[Simster]

I'm going to knit myself some lentil yoghurt, then put on some sandals and sit cross-legged in my garden eating it and chanting kum-bi-ah between every delicious mouthful.

Perhaps big gay AL could sell it in his SHOP as a nice little sideline. We could use the brown Coventry away kit of the 70s as a NAPKIN.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Bordering on NSC Bronze...

 

[Row Z Creased Shirt]

I can't believe that the not so humble Spicy NIK NAK has been cruelly overlooked in this discussion although its scampi and lemon sibling is truly vile.

 

[Superphil]

It's a discussion about crisps, not savoury snacks

 

[Row Z Creased Shirt]

It's a discussion about crisps, not savoury snacks

Well someone else mentioned Monster Munch and got away with it, that opens the door imho. So sod it, I'm chucking pickled onion space invaders into the mix too!

 

[hans kraay fan club]

Walkers Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations are the KING of crisps.

 

[Beach Hut]

Its all about the Brannigans Roast Beef And Mustard

Now those I do like - yummy

 

[The Large One]

Quality lunchage TLO, I'd never THINK of combining ciabatta with coleslaw.

You've really got me thinking now, perhaps I'll cobble together some rhubarb and daffodil coulis with rice for my dinner, washed down of course with a cheeky bottle of elderflower wine (slightly chilled).

Now you sir, are definitely wierd, and now beyond trust, because...

NEVER TRUST A HIPPIE.